thenerdcorrespondent:

schmergo:

My favorite part of Spider-Man Homecoming was the bit where Peter briefly impersonates Thor. He’s a British dude perfectly impersonating an American kid poorly impersonating a somewhat inconsistent British accent done by an Australian dude

He’s not a dude. You’re a dude. He’s a man.

sorio99:

stevonnie-against-mdlb:

sorio99:

arodudejude:

full offense but the mcelroys encapsulate modern nerd culture a million times better than the big bang theory ever could.

Counterargument: The McElroys do not embody the sexism, racism, and other forms of bigotry often found in “Nerd Culture” anywhere near as (unintentionally) effectively as TBBT.

Counter-counter argument: the McElroys embody true nerd culture while BBT emvbys fake geek culture. You know the kind that thinks deadpool is straight.

I was so foolish. Now I have seen the light. I am now clear minded.

gaygothur:

haemat:

things to say to bugs when science finally unlocks the secrets of human-bug communication:

1. im not hurting you i am taking you to a safe place
2. do you eat weird crumbs cause i found some im willing to share
3. you can bite me if you want but id rather be no-bite friends
4. i like your big colorful eyes, very stylish
5. please dont crawl into my sleeves
6. (sings a duet with a cricket)

7. mosquito lil dude you’re on thin fuckin ice

theenbywitch:

catsbrew:

wancemcwain:

gnollgirl:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

soft-arthropod:

yet-another-mistake:

dateanenbysuggest:

“were you born a boy or a girl”

bold of you to assume I was born at all

I personally was created in a lab

Just straight up spawned

the notes….the notes…..majestic abomination…you people, your merry destructive mayhem…this unholy mattress fire…….for fucks sake read the notes

I was retconned into existence to fix a plot hole four years ago.

i just woke up like this

came into existence via nebulae and graced all of your eyes with my mere presence alone

One day I didn’t exist and the next I did

naamahdarling:

elodieunderglass:

…I do this and it helps but I get the feeling that it will work even better if I imagine myself as a swan.