marisabay:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

b-e-e-e-s:

dragon-in-a-fez:

reverenddoctormisterkingcordez:

pandora15:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

dragon-in-a-fez:

moonibinbon:

dragon-in-a-fez:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

that’s a circle of hell no one should descend to

ice cream is food and should be bitten

ExCUSE ME it is a SOLID LIQUID and should be consumed as a combination of drinking and biting known as licking. Thank you very much.

discuss

what madness have you brought down on us

Wait what if you slurp your ice cream?

I use my lips to eat ice cream. It’s like the motion of the “QUE-” in the word ‘QUESTIONS’ in ‘Why You Asking All Them Questions’, but in reverse. It’s like using my lips as a pair of little outside-tongues.

one of my friends once deep-throated her ice cream cone

please never say that again

Reblog for ice cream discourse

captainlordauditor:

venerabledreadnought:

captainlordauditor:

prairiedawn:

captainlordauditor:

i just think the world would be a better place if we would all take a bit of time to examine how we personally interact with stories

I, for one, am a complex network of interconnected stories stored on a meat based drive.

that is quite possibly the most terrifying way of describing a human but honestly same

That’s not scary. What’s scary is that you’re a ghost and a skeleton working together to Pilot fleshy power armor made by your mother

You know, I expected to regret making this post for entirely different reasons than I actually regret making this post.

garden-of-succulents:

crimsonclad:

As far as unexpected character reveals go, I’m still SUPER into “overbearing hockey dad with impossibly high expectations, Bad Bob Zimmermann” turning out to be largely an invention of Jack’s anxiety, when actual Bob’s main dad moments turned out to be:

-nice goal, short kid! I’m also silently enjoying your mother’s massive middle school crush on me!!!!
-Hey, Jack, bud, have you noticed you’re in love with that boy? Maybe you should go kiss him on the face, eh? We can wait!

Not to mention, when you translate the French, “Hey Jack, I know the thought of me watching your game makes you really anxious. Would it be easier on you if I didn’t come tonight? I love you and don’t want to make things difficult for you.”

thelouistomlinsonproject:

when you read a reeeeaaaally kinky fic and at first you’re like “nah that nasty” but then you start liking it

scriptuurient:

doodlewolf:

scriptuurient:

I’ve seen posts lumping venom & the fish monster from shape of water together into the same category as pennywise and I must say it is…. Astounding to even imply they are all on the same level whatsoever like…. 

pennywise fuckers are the lowest of the low like… a monster that is ugly asf and just eats kids & minorities? hard pass. disgusting.

venom fuckers are a little better bc he’s got the whole tongue & teeth thing going for him but yr still gonna get eaten at the end of the day so? u know. unless ur into that

shape of water monster? the good gender neutral fish god? he’s the ONLY valid one out of the bunch you fuck him you get the package deal. get you a fish god that can kill for you, die for you, make you immortal so you can be together forever. get you a fish god with a sensitive side who will treat you R I G H T 

I mean, if you wanna talk about ‘fuck, marry, kill’…

this is the funniest possible response to this post it belongs to you now

potionsmasters:

v0idghost:

helonias:

helonias:

where’s that panel of a very sensual and topless clint barton that looked like he was about to fuck venom

don’t worry about it, i actually just found it! i hate it!