I agree john mulaney is probably an immortal akin to beings such as keanu reeves and jeff goldblum but he’s like a new born baby immortal who is looking at the long long expanse of a lifetime he has in front of him and is already tired
jeff golblum is thousands of years old and loving it. john mulaney was born in 1901 and ever since 1924 it’s gone downhill for him
So to be clear, the immortal timeline seems to be:
John Mulaney – early 20th century
Eric Andre – Probably 17th century or so.
Taika Waititi – Elizabethan age, probably hung out with Shakespeare
Keanu Reeves – We think sometime around Alexander the Great, but he seems to have just sprung up fully formed.
Jeff Goldblum – 100% Biblical times, may or may not be King Solomon.
Tommy Wiseau – Indeterminate, may be the first Homo Sapiens.
MCU Fandom: The Led Zeppelin entrance in ‘Thor: Ragnarok’ was almost too good, I don’t see how another character will ever be able to beat it in Infinity war.
Hemsworth: Who says it has to be another character?
people are always talkin about their future spouses…. i wonder what my future husband is having for dinner this, is my future wife already snuggled up in bed? that……. @ the lucky bastard who’s gonna fall in love with me: it’s 11 pm, i’m covered in dirt, there’s definitely a couple worms in my hair, and i’m YOUR wife, bitch
chris hemsworth without a beard looks like a funsion of every other vaguely attractive male actor. underwhelming. chris hemsworth WITH a beard could power eight suns through his raw sexual power
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