a little boy just asked me, “Excuse me, I have a question. This is my question: which pharaoh battled Jesus?”
All of them when they died and went to be judged before the lord for paganism, greed, fraud, treachery, lust, wrath, or violence.
did their “judgement” involve Jesus putting on a mecha suit and taking them to pound town in an arena or is your religion significantly less exciting than it could be
hey guys new invention: a hat that goes on my head and just fucking explodes whenever I misuse slang or idioms 🙃
I 100% thought you knew what you were saying and meant to say it like that
unfortunately no, I’m just a huge dumbass
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