you know what my favourite thing about Yuri!!! on Ice is?
it’s the fact that the big plot twist wasn’t
Makkachin dying or Victor being revealed to be a playboy who would then break Yuuri’s heart etc.
the big plot twist was instead that before even having a conversation with his idol, Yuuri got absolutely wasted, stripped, had a dance battle with Yurio, pole danced with Chris whilst pouring champagne down their bodies and danced with Victor… then drunkenly asked for him to be his coach and gave him his home address whilst dry humping his leg
and he didn’t remember any of it
but Victor did