closet-keys:

suchprettypride:

rainbow-femme:

OK but gay country music would go so hard though. Ladies singing about the girl in cut offs sitting next to them in their truck, dudes singing about showing off for the farmers son, bi people singing about how the county fair is hot but it ain’t cause of the heat. 90% of country music could be fixed if we removed the heteronormativity

The other 10% of country music is fine just the way it is cause that’s the 10% that’s women singing about killing their abusive husbands. 

if someone writes a country song about killing their abusive husband and running off with a cute butch in cut offs who drives a truck, I’m 100% there

a-top-tier-waifu:

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

erinye:

charlesoberonn:

old-manrupee:

charlesoberonn:

danisstupid:

charlesoberonn:

New original 3D animated movie: Ducks.
The secret life of ducks when humans aren’t looking.

Whenever ducks fly south in the winter, they’re actually flying to a big city of ducks where they talk and have jobs and have traffic lights with pictures of ducks in them and every billboard and storefront is a bird pun.

A generic duck guy is a young adult who feels inadequate because his dad is a big broker in the bread stock exchange.

He accidentally reveals the secret life of ducks to a human child, and now he must take her south with him to duck city. On the way they get into hijinks and find out about a big duck conspiracy or something.

I was thinking at first this was an actual movie

It will be if you just give me 3 years and $150,000,000

How many times would “duck” be confused between the physical action and the animal in question?

12 times for comedic effect. 1 time used ironically in a sad moment in the end of act II. And 1 time in the last act when the protagonist has to say something badass when he defeats the bad guy.

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This winter, ditch the binoculars and rediscover bird-watching with the hot new movie…….DUCK!!!! 

If this post gets 100,000 notes I’ll start working on the script.

Well then…

Let’s get to work.

I started a Discord server for anybody interested in working on Ducks with me.