i thought this was the beginning of a cheesy porno…..it’s so much more beautiful
oh my god I’m laughing so hard that was so unexpected and GREAT
this is AMAZING
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This really is a very strange little short film. Like, you get the sense it’s trying to be too smart for it’s own good and too post-modern, but there are so many subtly hilarious moments.
I should not have laughed at the nine-year-old bodyguard enforcer casually threatening people with knives as much as I did.
No, really. An adorable but sociopathic nine-year-old was his right-hand man and likely smarter than them all.
That and “We’re going to start a new happy life in….Detroit! Detroit!”
*Claire does not look amused*
the Yoo-hoo man, the chocolate Yoo-hoo drink did it for me 😅
“I’ve never killed anyone before.”
“You get used to it.”
Gabriel is one of the best movie children ever.
Oh yes I LOVED the kid in this.
Gabriel needs his own spin off film.
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Got My Focus 👀
September: “H-h-h-Hey! Long time no see.”
Thomas: “Oh hey. What’s up?”
September: “Yeah, I heard August left. So sorry about that, man, but, uh, I’m here if…
October: *interrupts from off screen* Hey… Sup?
Thomas: *dreamy, smitten voice* Hey
September: *Angrily* 😡 nnnnnnnm EVERY YEAR!
John Boyega gotta chill
Why is he doing pull-ups in a towel???
Aesthetic™
me and the girls
The music in this vid is so imposing. This is what plays in my head immediately before I have a panic attack
boss battle
Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle
I’m literally zendaya reacting like he didn’t have to go that hard and yet..
friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:
ah yes, yellow concrete, make russian boy BEEG n STRONK
the resigned look on his face is priceless.
How at the end he gestures with his hands like “what the fuck is this”
by the way it’s mashed potatoes
Send this to your best friend with no context
I’m so sorry it fit so well i’m trash
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