i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here
this video is cursed that fucking furby had fear in its eyes. he trusted you
he opens his mouth to scream but theres nothing left of him
Everything about this video is magnificent.
-the thick Finnish accented host of the video calls it a “FUUURB”
-the Furby falls “asleep” moments before being placed in the hydraulic press
-as it’s being crushed, the Furby’s eyes and eyelids twitch ever so slightly enough to give the appearance that the Furby is feeling every ounce of pain it’s experiencing
-the Furby’s beak is dislodged from its face and opens up before the hydraulic press finishes the job
-right when the Furby is crushed a black ooze seeps from its insides and drips on the floor
-all the while an unidentified woman in the background is cackling at the sight of the poor bastard meeting its doom
-we also get two gratuitous slow motion replays of the homicide, one of which has a bombastic, orchestral piece play over the footage
-the host holds up the flattened pancake remains of the Furby, which would have not looked out of place as a practical effect in the 1988 Robert Zemeckis film “Who Framed Roger Rabbit”
-also some Legos get crushed but it doesn’t hold a candle to everything that happened to that damn Furby, it really doesn’t
This is some quality shit right here
Also please watch this with the subtitles on. They gave the furby dialogue.
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