haircutwizard:

cosmic-aria:

max-vandenburg:

dont-offend-the-bees:

the-sixth-month:

dankestmemestealer:

Damn, save some for the rest of us

This is like the opposite of that dude sliding down a snowy hill with classical music

unstoppable force vs immovable object

starcrossed lovers

a challenger approaches:

these men represent 3 different facets of the physiology of human beings

gas station dude: raw physical power 

classical music guy sliding down a snowy hill without skis: polished intellect

scooter man: unstoppable libido

illyrian-empress:

feyre-therabeaux:

acourtoffuckmylifeup:

breelandwalker:

robotlyra:

pyreo:

bemusedlybespectacled:

fucking christ I am sobbing

“If the men find out we can shapeshift, they’re going to tell the church!“

i didnt learn anything about contouring but that’s okay

Her fuckin Katherine Hepburn Done With Everything accent is killing me

-PTERODACTYL SCREECH-

“AS LONG AS YOU LOOK LIKE A NEWBORN BABY, MEN WILL WANT TO MATE WITH YOU”

“Rich people don’t need to breathe. Who needs air when I have another man’s money?” I’m dying this is the best thing I’ve seen today

“since it’s simlpy for the dick, we have to do it.” 
this woman is iconic

defilerwyrm:

psychodactyl:

This is the most punk rock thing I’ve ever seen

What gets me is that initial pause. The bird knows this song. He knows when the drum comes in. Being able to anticipate musical rhythm is a form of intelligence very few species have, and this is the most remarkable example of it I’ve ever seen in a bird. The cockatoo knew to wait for the drums.

noneeyewithleftyork:

zamzamafterzina:

stability:

i literally can’t stop thinking about this video and i lose it every time

Lmfao

okay everything about this video is absolute gold:

  • the fact that the guy argues via the puppet the entire time
  • the music

  • “let’s discuss the contradiction”
  • the overuse of the word “camera”
  • the way the puppet goes from trying to placate the guy to actively arguing against the guy and like turning it around on the guy
  • “youre consciously making a conscious choice”
  • the fact that by the end the puppet is basically screaming and the music is just. so loud.
  • “YOURE BREAKING THE CAMERA” as the video abruptly ends