I would love to quote from this thread but everything in there is so deliciously fucking quotable.
I dunno, I’m rather fond of “Most men believe themselves to be insightful speakers of truth to power, when in reality they don’t even pass the Turing Test.”
But the dichotomy of the crude yet somehow elegant “neverending ocean of mediocre cock crashing on the beach of a woman’s day” is reaaaallly up there.
Every word of this is my new gospel, I want to print it and frame it or make it into little booklets I can hand out to the entire world
really loving the picture of superman from the justice league movie with his poorly digitally removed mustache
ohhhhhhhh i love it
they couldn’t get henry cavill to shave his mustashe??
the story goes that after they finished shooting justice league, henry cavill grew a mustache for some other movie he’s going in, and they told him “you are NOT allowed to shave your mustache until we are done filming this movie.” but, something happened and they had to do a bunch of reshoots for justice league with joss whedon at the same time.. and for whatever reason, they decided the best thing to do was to just digitally remove his mustache. and here we are
sparksoffandommagic 