‘’yall need to chill’’ says me, who isn’t chill, not even a little bit.
Tag: too real
when you spend enough time looking at unnecessarily gendered products it starts to become clear that the only two real genders are pink and black, so from now on i’m going to ask heterosexual couples which one of them is the stuart semple and which one of them is the anish kapoor
Holy shit
i wish i was a leaf instead of a person
then there would be the possibility of being ripped to shreds by a toddler
there’s always the danger of that. have u ever spoken to a toddler? those kids are savage
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