bookofandrew:

In the midst of all this negativity I’m feeling, I just remembered that yesterday a group of 13 year old boys tried to sale me a huge ass tree branch covered in flowers and when I declined one of the boys leaned over to his friend and whispered “but I thought gay guys loved plants? Did you lie to me Danny?” And that is probably one of the funniest interactions I have ever been a part of

https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/sparksoffandommagic/164364837807/tumblr_otsdk3ws2c1sjnq4e?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://sparksoffandommagic.tumblr.com/post/164364837807/audio_player_iframe/sparksoffandommagic/tumblr_otsdk3ws2c1sjnq4e?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fsparksoffandommagic%2F164364837807%2Ftumblr_otsdk3ws2c1sjnq4e

boyswanna-be-her:

paper-mario-wiki:

And I get a little bit Genghis Kahnghis
I don’t want you to get it onghis
Nobody else but me (ooooh)
With nobody else but MeeeeMe

I get a little bit Danghis Dahn
Don’t want you to Genghis on with
Nobody else but Mingus

Nobody else but Mingus Kingus

who leaked my wedding vows wow