Tag: thor ragnarok

joe-normal:

>be a genderfluid shapeshifter
>crash land on an alien planet and spend the next two months hooking up with jeff goldblum for fun and profit
>shithead brother shows up in the midst of your thottery 
>now you have to fight all his dirtbag friends including this incredibly buff woman
>oh god she’s a huge lesbian
>oh god YOU’RE a huge lesbian
>incredibly buff woman does not know this about you and all you end up doing is staring up at her in awe
>proceed to get your ass kicked because you forgot to put on the right gender when you left the house this morning

joe-normal:

joe-normal:

loptrlaufey:

In Love with these scene ***

k why is this gif the funniest shit i’ve ever seen it makes me feel like i’m entering another plane of reality

ok guys I haven’t been able to stop thinking about this gif since I saw it and I just need to unpack its various elements for a second:

1. the central tension of this scene, obviously, which is thor realizing jeff goldblum dicked down his kid brother 

2. the fact that jeff goldblum either apparently never learned how to wink OR is trying and failing to bat his eyelashes 

3. the way loki opens his mouth as if to try to explain himself to thor and then looks back at jeff goldblum and decides, nah, we’re good, there’s no coming back from this one 

4. the fact that whoever made this gif decided this scene wasn’t hysterical enough on its own and added dramatic telenovela zooms 

5. the combined effect of all of these elements being that not only can I not stop thinking about this gif but also I hear the kill bill siren whenever I look at it 

Things I Loved About Thor Ragnarok

clockworknite:

  • Thor just passing time chatting with a skeleton with more character than Kat Dennings in the past two Thor movies
  • The Immigrant Song by Led Zeppelin
  • “Tecks-Has.”
  • The entire overly dramatic play about how Loki ‘died.’
  • Anthony Hopkins pretending to be Tom Hiddleston pretending to be Anthony Hopkins pretending to be Odin pretending to be Loki pretending to be Odin.
  • “Oh shit.”
  • Thor accepting random selfie requests in New York.
  • Thor easily tired of Dr. Strange’s teleporting shenanigans.
  • Loki falling for 30 minutes.
  • Valkyrie’s “grand entrance.”
  • The acid trip that is the introduction video to Sakaar.
  • Jeff Goldblum.
  • The visibly semi-implied homosexual attraction the Grandmaster has for Loki, and Thor trying to piece it together.
  • “FAKE”
  • Korg had a rebellion that had his mom and her boyfriend in his ranks.
  • Stan Lee as a barber.
  • “I HAVE TO GET OFF THIS PLANET.”
  • Thor attempting Natasha’s ‘Sun’s getting real low’ speech on Hulk.
  • “YES! THAT’S WHAT IT FEELS LIKE!!!”
  • Hulk and Valkyrie bromance
  • Hulk throws his bed to stop Valkyrie from leaving
  • The ball against the window bit
  • “Point-Break.”
  • Hulk trying to not change back into Banner.
  • “The Lord of Thunder has stolen my champion away.” 
  • Prisoners with jobs.
  • The Valkyrie flashback like holy shit that was beautiful
  • Thor checking if Loki is real or not
  • Revengers.
  • The Snake Story
  • “Get Help.”
  • Thor finally doesn’t fall for that.
  • What the ship is really used for.
  • “Hi I’m Korg. We’re gonna steal this ship and get out of here, want to come?”
  • Banner face planting onto the Bifrost from 100 foot drop
  • “What were you the God of, again?”
  • The Immigrant Song Round 2
  • Skurge redemption scene as a callback to his death in the comics.
  • Loki’s immense temptation for the Tesseract
  • “HULK FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE NO SMASH!”
  • The melancholy destruction.
  • Loki sticking around for good now.
  • “Do you think it’s a good idea to bring ME back to Earth?”
  • Dat’s one bigass ship.

walrusofdoom:

walrusofdoom:

Im glad Thor Ragnarok is successful but the movie makes me deathly afraid because the sheer possibility that its gonna revive the 2012-2013 tumblr-hiddleson obsession fills me with a fear that can’t be explained and i dont think im strong enough to survive that again

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this is by far the best addition to this post