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Favorite Things from TEOTFW

1. When Alyssa is sitting at the lunch table surrounded by people on their phones and when the girl across from her texts her rather than just speak to her so Alyssa smashes her own phone because that was relatable and not an exaggeration

2. “We’re dealing with a really broad spectrum these days”

3. When they first get on the run and they go play lazertag and James is like “ironically, I wasn’t in my element” because that was gold

4. Not long after when they’re eating and they realize that they don’t have any money because Alyssa spent it all on lazertag and she’s like “I didn’t have to pay for you, I was being fucking polite actually” and then when she suggests they dine and dash and James just gets up and Alyssa just looks at him like “shit” because that’s not a fucking James™️ move, that’s an Alyssa™️ move, and she’s impressed af

5. When they broke into that guy’s house and made themselves a meal and Alyssa is like “better do the washing up” and drops their plates in the pool

6. When Alyssa is talking about how she might just become an alcoholic so she’d always have something to do

7. When they’re dancing with their eyes closed because James is embarrased and Alyssa stops and watches him and says in her mind “I think he’s properly beautiful” and he kisses her for the first time. Because in my opinion, that scene is what convinced me that James is an actual fucking person

8. When James picks the flowers for Alyssa because he’s sorry for not wanting to have sex yet and she comes in with another guy and she tells James that she’s going to go have sex with this new guy and James is just standing there with the flowers and has the realization that Alyssa is the first person to actually make him feel

9. When Alyssa is talking about how quickly sex becomes a punishment if it isn’t consensual because yes

10. When Topher comes downstairs yelling at James about how Alyssa is a bitch and a tease and James is just sitting there smug af like “I’ll tell her” because I laughed too hard

11. When James respected Alyssa not wanting to see him so he waited outside of her door reading. Then when he came in and didn’t even get in bed with her, he laid on the floor and held her hand.

12. When James is talking about how calm Alyssa is but it flashes to her and she’s just like “fuck fuck fuck”

13. When Alyssa turns icy af when James shows her the pictures of what that man did to those women and she’s like, don’t even bother cleaning up because he fucking deserved to die

14. When Alyssa gets her period because relatable + when that security guard lets her go

15. When James pays someone to beat him up and he realizes that he was never protecting Alyssa but Alyssa was protecting him

16. When James realizes that he isn’t a psychopath

17. When Alyssa comes back for James and that French love song is playing and they hold hands in the diner

18. FRODO

19. Eunice, the kickass sweetheart lesbian cop

20. When James couldn’t kill the dog so Alyssa does it and she hugs him

21. The beach scene because I can’t get over how much these two respect each other

22. When James asks Leslie why he’s such a prick and Alyssa thinks “God I love him so much”

23. “Shut the fuck up. Stop quoting yourself.”

24. “I’ve just turned 18 and I think I understand what people mean to each other” I was sobbing

25. The cinematography

26. The soundtrack

27. The entire f***ing show