TYPES OF STUDENTS

einstetic:

a. studies to learn, not to get good grades. doesn’t stress about anything, sloppy handwriting, stacks of books, takes napping seriously
b. spends every single night working their ass off for their grades yet still people think they are naturally smart
c. spends more time procrastinating than actually studying. gets still good grades. secretly envied by others.
d. always late, never has their material with them and interrupts everyone. still liked by everyone.
e. the stereotypical hipster. loves classics, coffee and rainy weather. can be found at coffee shops reading or observing people.
f. perfectionist who feels the need to better than anyone else. gets mad when a friend gets a better grade.
g. envious of everyone. wants to get good grades but spends their time watching netflix all day long, still has the gut to complain about not having enough time to study.
h. tries to do everything they can even though their mental health isn’t the best. skips a lot of school days to catch up on school work.

Tag Meme!!!

I was tagged by @in-a-shrinking-universe because he’s a legend and I’m bored and can’t be arsed to get ready for work, so wey hey, let’s do some tag memes

1. Nicknames: Flo, Dildotits 

2. Gender: probably female but like, fuck knows tbh

3. Star sign: Uhhhh Aries I think

4. Height: 5′5

5. time: 09:23

6. Birthday: 4 April

7. Favourite bands: Dorothy, the Fratellis, Kraftklub, Welshly Arms 

8. Favourite solo artists: Kari Kimmel, Chase Holfelder, Pat Benatar

9. Song stuck in my head rn: Proud Mary, Tina Turner 

10. Last movie I watched: uuuh… Power Rangers

11. Last show I watched: Top of the Lake 

12. When did I create my blog: Fuckin’ years ago, I have no idea. But I vividly recall both the original Mishapocalypse and also the Oncler fandom sooo…

13. What do I post reblog: Shitposts and cool art

14. Last thing I googled: red dude in new power rangers imdb stranger things 

15. do you have other blogs: YUP

16. Do you get asks: Not on this blog, come talk to me

17. Why did you choose your URL: It used to be sparksofhetaliamagic but I mixed up my fandoms so now Im sparksoffandommagic

18. Following: …2030

19. Followers: 833

20. Favourite colours: Green

21. Average hours of sleep: 7 and a half

22. Lucky number: 4

23. Instruments: Guitar (badly), vocal chords (even worse)

24. What am I wearing: pants (underwear for all you american folk)

25. How many blankets do you sleep with: 1 duvet

26. Dream job: Talking about science on TV, preferably with explosions occasionally

27. Dream trip: go to germany again

28. Favourite food: Cheesecake

29. Nationality: British

30. Favourite song currently: Everyone is Gay – A Great Big World

what your favourite childhood magical girl show says about you

obiwan:

w.i.t.c.h.: you have either a mild dislike or a strong passionate hatred for winx club, and you’re probably not straight. if your favourite guardian was irma you’re 100% not straight

princess tutu: you’re a dancer, or you used to be a dancer, or you REALLY wish to be a dancer. if you were into cosplay you probably were one of those people who used actual pointe shoes for your princess tutu cosplay and ended up with fucked up feet because you’ve never danced ballet in your life especially en pointe

tokyo mew mew: you’re a furry and/or you really like fruit. something something warrior cats phase? and if you’re gay (which you probably are) it was zakuro who made you realize that

ojamajo doremi: people call you a social justice warrior like 3 times a week, you have great taste in tv shows. you’re an infp and you probably care too much about personality tests

winx club: you love fashion, especially of the 2000s. if you draw there’s a 78% chance you suck at anatomy. there is and always has been rivalry between you and people who love w.i.t.c.h. and others can never tell whether it’s playful or serious

sugar sugar rune: if your favourite character was chocola meilleure you’re chaotic good. if your favourite was vanilla mieux you’re either a liberal who has only read harry potter, or a leftist with social anxiety

sailor moon: you’re LGBT, you love fashion, you often wear cute nail polish, VERY intro astrology! and you can’t fucking drive

mermaid melody pichi pichi pitch: you love musical theatre and you’re kind of too passionate about it and people around you hate you for it but won’t tell you. 50% chance you’re an air sign

cardcaptor sakura: you seem really kind and sweet but it’s hard to tell whether you’re genuine or not so a lot of people think you’re kind of fake but anyway you like fashion and your fashion taste is funky and eccentric but ultimately better than anyone who likes winx club

shugo chara: you probably developed a personality disorder sometime later in your life

suninthetwelfth:

astrolofae:

themanicnami:

foxrodgames:

liminy-lemony:

foxrat:

“it wont happen again, but your expectations are too high” what kind of morbid ass shit is that

“You know what? Shut up that’s why” is the perfect summary of my character.

“I think you know, my STIs are acting up…”
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

“I’m sorry, I don’t give a shit” yep petty accurate

“You know why, Bob!? Yolo. Yolo…” Well if that isn’t the most Sag Mars thing you’ve ever heard

for the last time, i watched porn instead!!