writers of stranger things: *casually writes everything for season 3 brilliantly*
david harbour: *barges in the writers’ room and slams his jopper fanfiction on the table* IF JOPPER’S NOT GONNA BE CANON, THEN I DO NOT KNOW WHAT MY PURPOSE IS ON THIS SHOW ANYMORE.
If season three of Stranger Things doesn’t open with the kids playing D&D with a very confused yet enthusiastic Steve then what is even the point
im not sure if i want to bang steve or if i just like… relate to his whole situation rn
can i date steve harrington i’ll be a better girlfriend than nancy pls im willing to fight demonic upside down hell creatures for one touch of the HairTM