I love it when people ask shit like “Which world would you rather live in? Star Trek or Star Wars?” When like, Star Trek takes place in a world where mankind has erradicated diseases and war and explore space to make contact with new civilizations, and in Star Wars everything is old and dusty and every 20 years a new angry white man murders half the galaxy.
where’s my poe dameron and general hux keep bumping into each other on gay space tinder AU and poe uses it exclusively to roast him after hux’s stupid ass inevitably swipes right
even though hux uses a fake name and his profile photo is like a low lighting shot of his scrawny ass collarbones poe knows it’s him every time and he gets him with like an entry level BOFA joke on the first message every single time
I have decided that Darth Vader doesn’t actually rescue his son because he experiences a sudden powerful call to the Light
rather, overthrowing all his old allegiances at the absolute last moment and sacrificing his life to save his son by destroying his shrieking wizard master in a storm of lightning and blue flame is the most dramatic thing he could possibly do in that situation
and if there’s one thing truly left of Anakin Skywalker, it’s his instinctual drive to do the most dramatic thing possible at all times
nobody boos. everyone claps. kelly marie tran comes up to shake my hand and congratulate me personally. john boyega cheers me on. oscar isaac is popping bottles of champagne. i am right.
classic. unmatched. perfectly iconic. femininity without being flashy and paired with flat-soled boots so she can MOVE. rosy cheeks and red lips but not ones that try too hard. 10/10
BRAID CROWN!! comfortable and flattering–even the heels arent impractically designed but theyre SILVER so u know its a Statement Outfit. 11/10
H A I R . S PA CE J E WE LRY . SUBTLE SHIMMER OF A SOLID GREY ENSEMBLE. sheer perfection, peak general Lewks. 12/10
no human being has a right to pull off a camouflage poncho but here she is doing it!! must be those skywalker genes. 13/10
skipping this one
matching her rouge and lip to the dress but its just effortless. waist SNATCHED and pleated vest works somehow??? the circle braid symbolizes my love for leia: ENDLESS 14/10
100% butch realness out here lookin like ur frontierswoman aunt abt to teach u how to drive stick shift and introduce u to her goats. iquonicc 15/10
classic hair with a Twist for the modren era. professional af and a perfect blue w/ the collar details, OOH BABY 16/10
this is the I Am Giving You Orders outfit and made me gay 17/10
this is the I Am Rescuing You outfit and it made me even gayer when she took the helmet off 18/10
absolute nature dryad fairy royalty surrounded by tiny furry dudes. this is the state of being i hope to transcend to in the afterlife 19/10