- Draw a dick on his face in Sharpie
- Add his boss as a friend on Facebook
- Eat the last of his Nutella
- Text his ex with a “U up?” message
- Tell the IRS he owes back taxes
- Log in to gmail and change his password
every single one of these fits the rhythm of the song. i sang each one of them. 😀
my mom’s addition was always “hit him in the face with a vick’s inhaler”
That’s a lot of stuff to do early in the mornin.
Tag: songs
i’m watching a british youtuber’s birthday stream and an aussie viewer sent in a comment saying “why was he born so beautiful, why was he born at all? because he had no say in it, no say in it at all” which was received with confused existential horror, and this is how i just discovered that australian happy birthday songs are not universal
oops
do you not sing this in other countries?!?!??
NO we do not sing a lament for someone’s personal beauty wishing they’d never been born. That is some weird Greek tragedy shit.
I can’t believe that the two greatest party songs of all time (I Gotta Feeling and Party Rock Anthem) came out within two years of each other and mankind will never create a better party song
Some people have been defending various other party songs in the notes, and while I respect all of your opinions, the only song that can qualify as a POTENTIAL exception is Tik Tok by Ke$ha
What about Allstar, great for every occasion
All Star is, in my opinion, the Greatest Song of All Time™ and while it great for every occasion, the three above are the best suited for parties. Like rich chocolate is good for every dessert, but milk goes better with Oreos than more chocolate, ya know?
I was not ready for such an educated response but completely agree
I come prepared for this discourse
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