“Russia is so big the geese went for a walk in 1991 and only got back in 2014.”
“The geese built Dubai and returned.”
Tag: shitpost
New d&d dice proposal called lucked or fucked: a d20 but ten sides have 1s and ten sides have 20s, so you crit no matter what but it’s always a guessing game for which way it goes. To be used on really important, make-or-break-the-campaign rolls
Ya I know you could use a coin but listen. It’s not about the outcome, it’s about the Drama™
And also the aesthetic
Shrek makes infinitely more sense if you ascribe to the theory that everyone is a PC in an RPG, and Donkey’s player managed to avoid a boss battle by rolling a nat 20 to seduce the fucking dragon
“I want to be a half-ogre.”
“What? You can’t. They’ve seen your picture, and you’re a human.”
“The ogre half is at night.”
established facts about the boys
- back in town
- attracted by milkshakes
- frequently found cracking a cold one open
Kinda wanna be kissed kinda wanna be stabbed
While he’s having a smoke
and she’s taking a drag
I like this as an illustration of Schrödinger’s Millennials: We’re simultaneously hyper-unique snowflakes and over-connected tribalistic community.
reblogging again for the Schrödinger’s Millennials comment
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B E O U R G U E S T
these skeletons look legitimately friendly and inviting, i don’t know about you guys but i’m hella stoked to kick it with these skeletons
This mannequin is very enthusiastic
Amy Schumer tries to “prank” Kanye West by diving in front of him and pretending to pass out, Kanye reacts by walking away
where is the border between these two photos Kanye looks like he’s walking between parallel worlds
One of my friends went on a road trip and sent me this
sparksoffandommagic 