wheeloffortune-design:

porcupine-girl:

handsomefeelings:

iwannaliveindeansdimples:

handsomefeelings:

porcupine-girl:

dlrk-gently:

suspendnodisbelief:

dokteur:

bonbonlanguage:

You know what I think is really cool about language (English in this case)? It’s the way you can express “I don’t know” without opening your mouth. All you have to do is hum a low note, a high note, then another lower note. The same goes for yes and no. Does anyone know what this is called?

These are called vocables, a form of non-lexical utterance – that is, wordlike sounds that aren’t strictly words, have flexible meaning depending on context, and reflect the speakers emotional reaction to the context rather than stating something specific. They also include uh-oh! (that’s not good!), uh-huh and mm-hmm (yes), uhn-uhn (no), huh? (what?), huh… (oh, I see…), hmmn… (I wonder… / maybe…), awww! (that’s cute!), aww… (darn it…), um? (excuse me; that doesn’t seem right?), ugh and guh (expressions of alarm, disgust, or sympathy toward somebody else’s displeasure or distress), etc.

Every natural human language has at least a few vocables in it, and filler words like “um” and “erm” are also part of this overall class of utterances. Technically “vocable” itself refers to a wider category of utterances, but these types of sounds are the ones most frequently being referred to, when the word is used.

Reblog if u just hummed all of these out loud as you read them

This still doesn’t tell me how to convey this sound in writing. I notice, in fact, that even with all those other sounds written out (hmmm, awww, etc), the I don’t know sound is not written out there!

There must be a slightly more eloquent solution than “he shrugged and made an ‘I don’t know’ sound.”

@porcupine-girl “he made a baffled sound”?

@porcupine-girl well in a text, i write it iono, but when describing it, that is definitely tougher. i sorta make the sound more like mm-NM-Mm, but that looks like it sounds different than how i hear it. this is a very confusing question.

@iwannaliveindeansdimples I guess normals don’t say “shrug emoji” out loud

Campaign to make it acceptable to use ¯_(ツ)_/¯ in writing and have it be universally read as that noise.

“What do you want for lunch?”

“¯_(ツ)_/¯ What do you want?”

since my novel is set in ancient Egypt, can I directly use hieroglyphics of little shrugging egyptian guys.

pussifoot:

gryffinewt:

hyrude:

tell me why this budgetless gay youtube series made for fun by a group of friends has the best editing and writing of anything i’ve watched in a year.

also tell me how this single scene can contain every single one of the top three most iconic lines in history.

not to be cosmic or anything but who was i before watching this?

Yes! I love this guy’s Youtube channel. It’s hilarious 

arahir:

arahir:

arahir:

i’m reading a very manly 1950s account of a hunt for el dorado but i’m thirty pages in and the narrator has already described his traveling companion as “handsome” 4 times, “extremely handsome” twice, “exceedingly handsome” once, his voice as “quietly husky” and “a husky whisper,” his fingers as long and deft, his body as “tall and cat-like,” and his eyes as some variation of ice-blue at least three times.

just men being dudes. dudes being pals. it’s great. this is great.

“Ever since he had aimed that gun at my throat, I had liked him immensely. And now I liked him even better.”

oh my god

“I awoke when a beam of light fell across my eyes. Jorge had come into my room carrying a lighted candle.

‘I’m going with you,’ he said quietly.

‘I can’t pay you.’

He smiled. ‘I thought I was a partner?’”

OH MY GOD

natural voice change

all-the-birds-sang:

advicefortranskids:

Lower

Higher

Someone might need this

cowscratch:

kramergate:

kramergate:

not to get mad nerdy but I just discovered tabletopaudio.com and I’m fuckin losing it

this person (people?) goes about making 10 minute long loopable ambient noise tracks for every imaginable setting (docks, taverns, forests, airships, spaceships, office buildings, sewers, EVERYTHING) and has over a hundred tracks to offer, and on top of that if none of them suit you there’s a huge feature called soundpad where you can mix and match from their set of hundreds of individual sound effects and music clips to make your own ambient background track

holy shit dudes

I did a little further reading on his about and the guy running this is just a dad with two kids who like playing tabletops with him and he had the composition and musical training to start making soundtracks for his games then decided to spread that to the world for absolutely free, he even welcomes you to use his tracks in your works (podcasts, videos etc) and is open to being hired for custom tracks

I love him

@darkamoeba!!!!!!!

lunchboxgenius:

jell-o-cat:

petermorwood:

aimofdestiny:

werpiper:

aghostforafriend:

Bullshit

BRILLIANT

@petermorwood

Swords from nails are cute: for how-to reference, here’s a video.

And here are some more ex-nails.

This looks like something Terry would have given the Nac mac Feegle. (NB, must glow blue in the presence of lawyers…)

If you want something bigger, there are plenty of photos of handsome knives made from old US railroad spikes…

This one is so well-finished that it looks incomplete without a proper grip; of course a grip would conceal its origin. YMMV. Swings and roundabouts..

Not just knives…

There are even swords (with extra metal added, of course).

There’s an attractive Middle Earth Elvish look to these.

Man that first one is like swords for mice

@hellatrans