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im screaming so loud
Tag: puns
I’ve coined a new term for the gallows humor that my generation indulges in because we have an overheating planet, a dim political future, a crushing economy, and a real avocado toast problem:
Millennihilism
It appeals to a nietzche audience.
I AM SO MAD I DIDN’T THINK TO ADD THIS MYSELF
imagine if sirius got married and had a kid and they were arguing and the kid was like ‘are you serious?’ and he’d be so torn. what dad joke does he make?? ‘why yes i am sirius’ or ‘no im not serious, im dad’? which one? which one would he make??? i dont know
#look him right in the eyes and say #I’m dad serious
(via a-bunch-of-small-cats)
Active voice: I will write
Passive voice: Writing will be done
Passive-aggressive voice: I love how you always say you’ll write but never do
my favorite thing i’ve learned in college is that way back in ancient china there was this poet/philosopher guy who wrote this whole pretentious poem about how enlightened he was that was like “the eight winds cannot move me” blahblahblah and he was really proud of it so he sent it to his friend who lived across the lake and then his friend sends it back and just writes “FART” (or the ancient Chinese equivalent) on it and he was SO MAD he travels across the lake to chew his friend out and when he gets there his friend says “wow. the eight winds cannot move you, but one fart sends you across the lake”
Don’t be a bookworm.
Be a bookwyrm.
Hoard books. Eat your enemies. Kill all dissenters. Terrorize the english countryside.
Black Panther bakes some Jewish bread for a party thrown by a Norse God
T’Challa’s hallah for the Valhalla gala
I didn’t spend 30 minutes googling words that rhymed with T’Challa for this to get 60 notes
this needs art
Supposedly there’s a bipartisan push in the senate to legalize marijuana for arthritic therapy. In other words, there’s joint support for joint support for joint support.
God dammit…
christmas eve what about christmas adam
happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists
Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.
Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam
Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.
it’s that time of year again
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