pokemon – sparksoffandommagic

kirklanddryersheet:

gimme-da-memes-b0ss:

Bulbasaur was never the same after that day 🐉

Omg omg I got a bulbasaur at build a bear and I was kinda embarrassed about buying it for myself and stuff but there weren’t any other kids in the store or shoppers for that matter and the girl helping me said she was glad to here it was for me as she collects some plushies and has her own bulbasaur.

Well she was almost done stuffing him and then I noticed that you can put scents in your bear and fucking love cotton candy and the girl basically car salesmen style sold me on the scent pad and asked where I wanted the scent to go

And I didn’t know where it should go but she herself being quite the plushie enthusiast was like “you’re gonna hug him a lot right? may I reccomend right here” and pointed to his forehead

So I was like “awe cute yeah that sounds good” (my bulbasaur is totally stuffed mind you and I even had her make him extra firm )

and then the girl rolls up her sleeves and was like “alright bulbasaur! Here we go! I apologize in advance but this is gonna look very inappropriate!”

And she fisted my super full bulbasaur all the way to her elbow saying sorry to him and to me over and over again. It took her several tries to get the scent pad in place since my bulbasaur was so stuffed and she looked like she was straining and saying “I don’t know why they didn’t think about this design more, so many parents are gonna complain about this one day, I know it”

So all in all this was the best build a bear experience I’ve had since I was a little kid and I love my fat, cotton candy scented, anally inclined bulbasaur to pieces

Team Rocket: We’re gonna steal everyone’s Pokemon!
Team Aqua: We plan to flood the entire world!
Team Magma: Fuck those guys. We’re getting rid of all the water in the world!
Team Galactic: What do you say to completely destroying and then recreating the entire universe?
Team Plasma: We’re going to awaken the legendary dragons and use them to destroy the world.
Team Flare: Everybody and everything is going to be killed off forever except for us.
Team Skull: lmao what up dude we have rap wanna join

luchakitten:

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enecoo:

chefpyro:

gearholder:

chefpyro:

Things I like: those pieces of fanart that depict pokemon trainers as sinister, all-powerful individuals by utilizing hard shadows and surrounding them with very strong, intimidating pokemon

THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT

Illustrated by: Kōhei Horikoshi, known for writing and illustrating Boku no Hero Academia.

fluffnfuzzxoxo:

royalsofyoutube:

joshunf:

if a dancing pikachu doesn’t fit in with your blog you’re running the wrong kind of blog

GOD ALMIGHTY IT’S TRANSPARENT.

Even cuter with ♫♫ Caramelldansen ♫♫ playing in the background

momfricker:

hoaxmakesmusic:

ayellowbirds:

pixiebutterandjelly:

I’ll be honest one of my favorite headcanons is that the pokedex is not scientifically accurate whatsoever but rather the result of sending ten year olds out into the world to gather your research for you

this… this makes a lot of sense.

Wait, wait… maybe, then, the Alolan ~~Pokédex~~ Rotomdex is written by the Rotoms themselves. Since Pokémon, no matter the species, can apparently understand each other despite 90% of their vocalizations either being some variation of their name or just plain animal noises, it’s safe to assume the Rotoms have first- or second-hand knowledge of what’s actually going on.

So, the reason the Alolan ‘dex info is so “uncharacteristically” dark/blunt is because, while in other regions, it’s everything filtered through the yet unburdened view of pre-teens (and the professors that ~~enable~~ employ them), in Alola it’s just your Rotom going, “Oh, that guy? Hoo boy, wait’ll you hear this one.”

“see this dude? no one has ever seen it take a shit”