wardencommanderkarnstein:

achilliads:

PRETTY FLY FOR A WHITE GUY: a mix for icarus, history’s greatest downfall

guy’s i’m gonna get so hella tanned” — icarus, probably

  1. breaking free high school musical 
  2. i believe i can fly r kelly 
  3. defying gravity wicked 
  4. wind beneath my wings bette midler 
  5. here comes the sun the beatles 
  6. timber pitbull feat. ke$ha 
  7. drop it like it’s hot snoop dogg feat. pharrell williams 
  8. it’s raining men the weather girls

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this is literally the most hilarious mix i have every seen im crying help

can i get some uhhhh playlists

hippieinthehotrod:

bombus-lapidarius:

ironic-bubble:

hippieinthehotrod:

bombus-lapidarius:

hippieinthehotrod:

bombus-lapidarius:

hippieinthehotrod:

ironic-bubble:

yo dionysus wanna party? – timeless hubris through the ages

[beats away sadness with a stick] – go! away! i’m! trying! to have! a good time!

calliope bae gimme a hand wouldn’t ya – a tale of poets: young tragedies and cursed gods; laughs and fights; transcendental roadtrips and hellhounds; parties and their aftermath.

urban youth: from zero to hero in 11 easy steps – a tale of angst and power

chill in archaic – i have no idea where i found these

chill in celthicc – breeng thy begpeipe lads

chill in classickal – when the music gets so good u wanna straight up eat it

chloe eliz4bet2 price m0od – hella punk but also hella sad

rachel amber mood – hey i’ve just met you and this is crazy but heres my number so let’s burn down a forest maybe

@bombus-lapidarius idk why but the names of these remind me of you

@hippieinthehotrod u know me so well and also i love u and also i love anything with bagpipes and Dionysus

@bombus-lapidarius hey i just met you and this is crazy but here’s my number so let’s burn down a forest maybe

@hippieinthehotrod babe im down but which forest? also where is the promised number?

@bombus-lapidarius look at ur dm’s n does trump own any forests near us? Im up for travelling.

@hippieinthehotrod @bombus-lapidarius plz don’t burn down any forests the trees don’t deserve it, burn down a casino instead

@hippieinthehotrod @ironic-bubble the parliament building is a huge fire hazard can we burn that please. its ugly and full of tories

@bombus-lapidarius i agree parliament is a fire hazard but according to the dt tech, so is my project work. Personally i find trump tower distasteful and would look better as ashes made into an art work.

Also u r ridiculously smooth at getting numbers!

concept playlists;

winterblues:

you’re lying on mossy forest floors, slowly transforming into a nymph, your fingers are turning into flower vines, your limbs are bleeding honey & growing thick skins of sepia bark, wings sprout in between your shoulder blades. your breath sounds like the wind. fireflies litter the air above you

you’re hold up in an abandoned church, outside there’s a raging storm & a horde of zombies roaming around, pressing up against the entrance doors. you & a small band of survivors are staying inside for the night in hopes to ride the bad weather out. you take first watch & listen to these tunes on an old ipod while everyone else tries to get some rest & the undead crawl outside, awaiting the taste of human flesh.

you’re in your boyfriend’s pickup. he’s asleep in the passenger seat, you’re driving without a destination in mind & you have the window down as you let the cool night air whip against your face in a state of pleasant delirium

you’re on a rooftop somewhere, there’s 5 am air on your skin, streetlights glint like coins at the bottom of wishing wells from where you sit. you’re feeling peaceful for the first time all week

you’re lying in the middle of a crop circle forty miles from your grandma’s old house waiting for aliens to come and abduct you

it’s four pm in the afternoon and you’ve got your head in the lap of the only boy you’ve ever loved & you’re reading jane eyre & he’s sipping on tea & it’s the kind of weather where it’s just warm enough for you to pretend it’s summer & it’s drizzling & you’re listening to the rain beat softly against the windowpanes

you’re curled up in bed as it pours outside, there’s a citywide blackout and the last candle you had left has finally blown out, but you feel strangely at peace within the warm, all-consuming dark

you’re making out in the bathroom of a house party with someone that makes you feel like you’ve swallowed the sun

you’re standing amidst a city you burned to the ground. the apocalypse has come & gone. all that’s left is ashes & mortar & sad bones but you’re feeling empowered. a slow smile creeps up your lips as you realize how you’ve always wanted to watch the world burn

you wander into wonderland and now you’re suddenly being crowned fairie queen, apparently there’s a prophecy waiting to be fulfilled 

it’s mid morning but it’s dark outside from the rain. you thought the tapping on the window was from the rain but it’s actually a crow that flickers out of sight when you look directly at it

you’re sipping on cherry cola by the pool on a lazy sunday & you’re feeling younger than you’ve ever been

you’re summoning old ghosts in an abandoned parking lot on a smoggy thursday night

playlists for different moods

artemistudying:

😰 stressed 

😠 angry 

😞 sad 

😴 sleepy

😛 energetic 

😌 calm 

☺️ happy

🙃 study

concept playlists 2

piccalily:

you’re sat next to the girl you’ve been crushing on, she looks cute and you’ve been making out at this picnic all afternoon. you’re baking in the august heat haze and your lips are sticky from candy and fruit juice. You don’t know where your relationship is going but you know you’re having fun. you feel like you’re in a Hayley Kiyoko music video.

you and your best friend of many years are lying on the sofa eating snacks, legs tangled. you were gonna watch a movie but you got caught up in just talking about nothing and forgot to press play. you’re suddenly struck by how much you’ve been through together, how happy you both are now, and how much you love them. your heart feels very full. you laugh at their lame joke.

it’s 3am and you’re walking back from a party, still a little drunk but sobering fast. the streetlights and the familiar sounds of your hometown make you feel very melancholy. you find yourself sat on a bench, staring at the sky and filled with an indefinable ache in your soul. you think maybe you’re homesick for somewhere you haven’t been yet and missing people you don’t know.

dimpley:

new personality test whichever playlist u choose reflects WHO u are as a person , goodnight

1. ur lost n at a bus stop at 2am with ur ghost best friend & the headlights from the passing cars keep getting caught in ur eyes but ur dying so its ok

2. u spilt draculas fkn soda n now he wants u dead. lke actual honest to god stoker’s drac hates u but still goes to mcdonalds w u every sweet tuesday night

3. someone steals ur heart DIRECTLY from your chest AT 10pm on the dot and u have to go fucking get it back but u only have a bike

4. its like 1953 but somewhere else n u live in a small town by the beach n the air is always hazy n kinda salty. its warm & ice cream is a hit. ur gf is an alien.

tretijreznor:

tretijreznor:

ok i think ive come up with a playlist that encompasses all known uniquely human experiences:

“arsonists lullaby” by hozier, “closer” by nine inch nails, “running up that hill (a deal with god)” by kate bush, and “loveshack” by the B-52s.

these experiences are, of course: arson, horny depression, 3 am manic episode trying to bargain with god, and when youve got you a car thats as big as a whale and youre heading on down to the love shack