Tag: nice

emeraldgreentrad:

e-pluribusunum:

alltheeremins:

dark-haired-hamlet:

e-pluribusunum:

e-pluribusunum:

I just realized I haven’t told you guys about how 3rd President of the United States Thomas Jefferson haunts my dorm room.

Okay so basically at the beginning of the year, weird shit began happening in our dorm room, me and my roommate would hear/see things, TVs and phones and computers would start on there own and do other weird things. 

We decided jokingly that the room was haunted and named the ghost Jeff and even made it a door tag. 

Me and my roommate began to notice a trend it the activity of “Jeff” He always seemed to act up most when I talked shit about Thomas Jefferson or James Madison’s personality/policies/etc. 

We began to joke that it was Thomas Jefferson or James Madison (hell we even joked it might be Dolley)

Well the other day, our ghost confirmed himself as “Thomas Jefferson.” 

After a particularly rude attack on Thomas Jefferson character (I claimed the best thing he ever did was die.) A fucking giant ass jumbo size box of Mac and Cheese fell off of the tallest shelf in our dorm room. 

I’m talking one of these babies but it’s like a 20 pack. To me it’s obviously that this is obviously proof that “inventor” of mac and cheese, 3rd President of the United States who was born and died in Virginia travelled to Upstate New York in an area he never even came close to in his life to haunt my dorm 

My roommate is not convinced though: She still thinks it could be James Madison. 

But a Madison-sized ghost couldn’t have reached the mac and cheese (We conducted an experiment to see if Madison would have been able to reach it when he was only 5′4″ and being 5′4″, I couldn’t even reach it jumping up and down.)

So yes, me and my roommate have proved undeniable that Thomas Jefferson haunts our dorm room.

Also she pointed out that we randomly named the ghost “Jeff” which is pretty fucking close to Jefferson. Coincidence? OBVIOUSLY NOT.

“But a Madison-sized ghost couldn’t have reached the mac and cheese” 

I’m so glad I was alive to see this sentence written.

Why were you regularly shit talking founding fathers tho

I’m a salty U.S. History Major, that’s why

This is the quality content I signed up for

Console-free Camping

scaliefox:

magic-in-every-book:

powells:

If you like to play The Last of Us, then try
Rot & Ruin by Jonathan Maberry

If you like to play Beyond: Two Souls, then try The Girl With All the Gifts by M.R. Carey

If you like to play Call of Duty: Black Ops (Zombies), then try
World War Z by Max Brooks

If you like playing Grand Theft Auto, then try
American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis

If you like playing Sid Meier’s Civilization, then try

A Game Of Thrones by George R. R. Martin

If you like playing Final Fantasy, try playing
Fullmetal Alchemist by Hiromu Arakawa

If you like playing Mass Effect, then try
Illuminae by Amie Kaufman and Jay Kristoff


If you like playing Alice: Madness Returns, then try Madness So Discreet by Mindy McGinnis

If you like playing Halo, then try
Starship Troopers by Robert A Heinlein

If you like playing Portal, then try
House Of Stairs by William Sleator

If you like playing Mario Kart, then try

The Lovely Reckless by Kami Garcia 

If you like playing Dark Souls, then try
Anna Dressed in Blood by Kendare Blake

If you like playing Life Is Strange, then try
We Are Okay by Nina Lacour

If you like playing Stardew Valley, then try
How I Live Now by Meg Rosoff

If you like playing Fable, then try
Young Elites by Marie Lu

If you like playing Borderlands, then try
Velocity by Chris Wooding

If you like playing Dishonored, then try
Airman by Eoin Colfer

If you like playing The Oregon Trail, then try
Under a Painted Sky by Stacey Lee

If you like playing the Elder Scrolls series, then try
The Naming by Alison Croggon

If you like playing Red Dead Redemption, then try
Vengeance Road by Erin Bowman

If you like playing Bioshock, then try 
Dark Life by Kat Falls

If you like playing Fallout, then try
Razorland by Ann Aguirre 

If you like playing Assasin’s Creed, then try
The Way of Shadows Night by Brent Weeks

If you like playing Dragonage, then try
Ember in the Ashes by Sabaa Tahir

If you like playing The Legend of Zelda, then try
Graceling by Kristin Cashore

If you like playing Until Dawn, then try
Ten by Gretchen McNeil

If you like playing Sonic, then try
Maximum Ride by James Patterson

If you like playing Overwatch, then try
Bluescreen by Dan Wells

If you like playing Uncharted, then try
Passenger by Alexandra Bracken

If you like playing Pokemon, then try
Fantastic Beasts & Where to Find Them by JK Rowling, and Newt Scamander

If you like playing Mario Party, then try
Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins

This is amazing!!

I have to reblog for two reasons:

1)This is actually a good way to get people into reading.

2)That passive aggressive joke in the last one is pure genius. 

seriouslyprongs:

everyone always talks about sirius and peter adopting dog and rat traits but no one talks about james?

imagine james potter slowly loosing his appetite for meat and eventually becoming a vegetarian by 6th year because stags are herbivores. or freezing up whenever bright lights turn on suddenly. or being able to smell what the neighbors three doors down are cooking from his bedroom because, “oi padfoot, you know stags have a better sense of smell than dogs?”, “wow prongs thanks for the new information that you definitely haven’t told me a hundred times already”

oikawa-s-e-n-p-a-i:

ibelieveinthelittletreetopper:

chum-personable:

pyreo:

nobodytoldthehorse:

hihiyas:

the-devils-dandy:

amuseoffyre:

afoxnamedmulder:

“Which author would you want to bring into 2015″ is such a hard question to answer I mean you could watch Arthur Conan Doyle despair over everything Sherlock Holmes within the last century or you could present Douglas Adams with an iPad

I would quite like to unleash Dickens on the Tories.

imagine William Shakespeare in the age of social media. 24/7 supreme dick jokes and the world celebrates.

Victor Hugo vs Twitter’s 140 character limit

Okay but Oscar Wilde on Instagram

Give Asimov an actual real robot

Show Lovecraft a mixed-race president and watch him shit himself in fear and anger

Poor George Orwell. “I wasn’t writing a fucking instruction manual.”

I would like Jesus to clear up a few things

relenafanel:

So Merlin fandom. It’s me again. I’ve been thinking there should be a subgenre of canon-divergent fic where Arthur is crowned King and repeals the ban on magic without finding out about Merlin

and the remaining sorcerers and sorceresses all vie for favour from the king, while being very vocal about how they know they’ll never compete with Emrys. 

And Arthur (privately) is like Emrys? and starts trying to search him out.

At the same time, Merlin starts sending Arthur tokens as Emrys, probably hoping that if Emrys is playing the game, Arthur won’t single him out

but,

the gifts are really tokens of affection.  All other people with magic are giving these dramatic flair that show off their power, and Emrys gives Arthur things Arthur wants or needs or are personal.

And so Arthur now thinks Emrys is omniscient and also maybe courting him

shinypurplebuttons:

endoshan:

gstringofsuburbia:

billie joe armstrong is like…the definition of chaotic good. a prime example of this is the fact that one time at a green day concert this guy in the pit was harassing a young girl so billie stopped the show to help her. however, his way of doing so was to jump into the audience, dropkick the guy directly in the face, and then fight him in a crowd of screaming fans

This is missing the best part – when he saw the guy, he tried to be like “Dude, stop” and when the man didn’t stop pushing the girl around he screamed “Fine! You wanna fight? I’ll fucking fight you, then!” and leapt directly into the crowd