soundingonlyatnightasyousleep:
If Hugh Jackman can deadlift 405 pounds, he shouldn’t have settled merely for Marius. He could’ve picked up Enjolras as well. You know what, add Eponine. Street gamines can’t possibly weigh that much. Man let’s just add the whole of Les Amis (including Gavroche). It’s Hugh Jackman. He can take it.
“yes my child I forgot what your booby of a young man looks like so please pick one from the pile”
*tries to subtly tilt the more sensible looking ones towards cosette*
#but imagine him trying really hard to get her to choose combeferre
“Look, Cosette, this one is practicing medicine! And he seems to have an extensive reserve of facts on things from moths to space!”
“Papa, I think that is Marius beneath him.”
“No it isn’t. But look at this Combeferre, his glasses truly frame his face.”
“Papa-”
“Cosette. P L E A S E.”
The best part about this is that Valjean has no idea who his daughters dating, but damn it he knows it’s one of them, so he just takes everyone. The young doctor? Coming. The drunk one? Hopefully not, but bring him anyways. The small child? Might be the brother of whoever Cosette’s with, better bring him just in case. This young woman? Well, Cosette’s already proven she doesn’t tell Valjean everything, so she’s coming too.
And then the final confrontation between him and Javert. Valjean comes staggering out of the sewers holding a pile of people.
“IT’S YOU JAVERT, I KNEW YOU WOULDN’T WAIT TOO LONG!”
“Valjean, what the fuck-”
“THE FAITHFUL SERVANT AT HIS POST ONCE MORE!”
“How are you balancing all of them.”
“THIS BOY AND THIS BOY AND THIS BOY AND THIS BOY AND THIS BOY AND THIS BOY AND THIS BOY AND THIS GIRL AND THIS BOY AND THIS BOY AND THIS CHILD HAVE DONE NO WRONG, AND THE NEED A DOCTORS CARE!”
“I’m not dealing with this, just go.”
“COME, TIME IS RUNNING SHORT!”
“I said you can leave!”
“LOOK DOWN, JAVERT, THEY’RE ALL STANDING IN THEIR GRAVES! MAKE WAY, JAVERT, THERE’S ABOUT A DOZEN LIVES TO SAVE!”
“TAKE THEM VALJEAN.”
Tag: musicals
Something Rotten!
omg a musical song about COMPLAINING ABOUT WRITING
My whole life I have been waiting for this. MY WHOLE LIFE.
OH MY WORD
YES.
I REBLOG THIS EVERY SINGLE TIME IT COMES ON MY DASH AN I HAVE LOVED IT EVERY TIME
In 300 years someone’s gonna make a Hamilton-esque musical with Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders and teenagers on the internet are gonna stan Donald Trump like “uwu my trash son Donald being a drama queen as usual” and I’m gonna have to do it. I’m gonna have to come back from the dead and destroy the planet.
marvel should just bite the bullet and admit that the only REAL way to make use of an ensemble cast the size of the one it’s been slowly accumulating over the past 10 years is to make infinity war a musical
It needs to be directed by a high-profile Bollywood director since they’d be the only one who would understand the logistics of coordinating a gigantic cast through perfectly executed choreography, camera placement during musical numbers, and sound design
Den letzten Tanz, den letzten Tanz
Tanz ich allein mit dir!
reblog if the first musical you ever listened to was not hamilton
i love a good jazz hands and glitter musical, but you know what’s better? death murder gothic melodrama musicals
WHY
newsies choreography
honestly I kind of love how well the actors are conveying their characters with non-cartoony costumes and their faces not even showing though
TBH I’m expecting this to be an unexpectedly poignant and touching musical.
Why is no one talking about how Lilli is playing sandy!?! Like a WOC playing a popular character!!!
“The musical will feature songs from a mixture of classic and contemporary artists, including Steven Tyler and Joe Perry of the band Aerosmith, Tony winner Cyndi Lauper ( Kinky Boots), They Might Be Giants, Jonathan Coulton, Dirty Projectors, The Flaming Lips, Sara Bareilles, John Legend, Lady Antebellum, Panic! At the Disco, Plain White T’s and T.I., with an additional song by David Bowie and additional lyrics by Jonathan Coulton.
“All of the musicians got a brief on where their song fits in the story, so they weren’t randomly writing songs on the topic of SpongeBob,” Jarrow explained. “They knew where it fit in the story.“”
um holy shit???
okay this is either gonna go terribly or it it will be arguably the best and most moving musical of our generation either way i cant wait
how many people are gonna be writing dissertations on how they wanna fuck the squidward guy
Sometimes I wonder how many people are theatre fans on tumblr.
Reblog if you enjoy theatre.
Any musical.
Any straight play.
If there is a single one you like, reblog.
musicals as vine quotes cause why not
Phantom Of The Opera: “Hey, guys. Hit that like button if you think being haunted is. Kinda hot.”
Wicked: “And they were roommates!” “Oh my god they were roommates.”
Dear Evan Hansen: “He’s dead…” “… Oh ‘not the dickhead’ what do you want me to say?”
The Book Of Mormon: “WELCOME TO BIBLE STUDY WE’RE ALL CHILDREN OF JESUS.” “KUMBAYAAAAAAAAAAAA MA LOOOOOOOO-”
Spring Awakening: “Hey, ma, what’s good? How old are you?” “Fifteen.” [UNINTELLIGABLE YELLING NOISES]
Heathers: “SAW YOU HANGIN OUT WITH CAITLIN YESTERDAY-” “R-REBECCA, IT’S NOT WHAT YOU TH-” “I WONT HESITATE BITCH.”
Be More Chill: “Hey bro what do you wanna eat?” “
T̠̤̭̘̬̀h͖͉e̴͉̼ ̬̙͡s͍̦̖̘̥̮͙o̳̕ụ̪ḻ̣͞s͓͖̬ ͚̬o͍̮͉f̜̫̼̲̭ ͖̕t̲̱̮̣͎͍͈h̝͇̮̦̥͜e͙̺̝ ͈̼in̶̗̪̪̪̝n̗̮̭̣̺͈o͙̻̟̜͙̞c͎̻e̹̤̭̟n̘͞t” “A bagel.” “
N̟̦̬̭͖͍̗O͓̼͟!̣͢
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American Idiot: “Don’t let anybody else ruin your life. Because it’s your life. You should ruin it.”
Les Misérables: “Hey ~ How ya doin? Well, I’m doin just fine. I lied. I’m dying inside.”
Rent: The “Completely Giving Up” vine that has all the characters named Me
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde: “My god, they’ve been in there forever.” “Eh, they probably just-” “WHOA WHAT THE FUCK WE’RE THE SAME PERSON” “HOLY SHIT” “HOW DID THIS HAPPEN” “STOP YELLING AT ME”
Waitress: “Why did you seat that couple before us?” “It’s a table for two.” “Yeah?” “You have ten people.” “Yeah?” [”We Like To Party” by Vengaboys plays]
Chicago: Could ya stop playin that damn music?” “Don’t talk shit on my music!” [GUNSHOT] ♪ say you’ll remember me ♪
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