https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/sparksoffandommagic/164364837807/tumblr_otsdk3ws2c1sjnq4e?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
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boyswanna-be-her:

paper-mario-wiki:

And I get a little bit Genghis Kahnghis
I don’t want you to get it onghis
Nobody else but me (ooooh)
With nobody else but MeeeeMe

I get a little bit Danghis Dahn
Don’t want you to Genghis on with
Nobody else but Mingus

Nobody else but Mingus Kingus

who leaked my wedding vows wow

casual-wiitch:

kravitz:

here are all the playlists that were requested:

smoking weed with fairy royalty

you’re sitting at the bottom of a swimming pool lit by neon lights, but instead of water the pool is filled with peach soda

you’re an alien visiting your human boyfriend on earth and you’re entering the earth’s atmosphere but you’ve done it like thirty times so you’re just chilling

everything is endless cornfields and stormy skies and the end of the world is coming so the radio’s playing apocalyptic tunes

you’re sitting outside dairy queen at 2am w cherry topped sundaes and you’re wearing your best friend’s faux fur jacket

you’re at 7/11 at night minding your own business but when you go to leave you realize the door won’t open and all the power goes out except for the slushie machine so now you’re just chilling on the floor in a 7/11 in the blue light & hum of a slushie machine

a tiny dancer living in a dusty music box

you’re really tired and it’s late and you feel numb but you’re laughing at memes and feeling intense love for your friends

when you’re in the woods alone and you’re following a tunnel to a house, you hear a sound behind you and when you look around you realize this tunnel doesn’t have a start or an end, and it never did

I want to hear all of these

closet-keys:

suchprettypride:

rainbow-femme:

OK but gay country music would go so hard though. Ladies singing about the girl in cut offs sitting next to them in their truck, dudes singing about showing off for the farmers son, bi people singing about how the county fair is hot but it ain’t cause of the heat. 90% of country music could be fixed if we removed the heteronormativity

The other 10% of country music is fine just the way it is cause that’s the 10% that’s women singing about killing their abusive husbands. 

if someone writes a country song about killing their abusive husband and running off with a cute butch in cut offs who drives a truck, I’m 100% there

http://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_ncfq4knipZ1sopgiho1.mp3?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
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youtubepsychoforever:

danisnotahowell:

pdssuffererloki:

panicatthesocialgathering:

bbrendonuries:

this is gospel (piano version) layered 3 times: left ear, right ear, and middle

headphones are strongly recommended!

I AM SCREAMING THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

I CAN NOW DIE HAPPY. THANK YOU GOD AND ALSO JESUS FOR THIS WONDERFUL PIECE OF HEAVEN

karnythia:

kyssthis16:

ourqueenfelinefatale:

geekscoutcookies:

fetchyourexcellence:

energyh7:

onlyblackgirl:

I never knew how much I needed this

Lmfao

“You put so much ginger in this it’s a Weasley” 💀

Yall

Like Gordon is savage yall. Comes straight for the jugular. Roasts people as well as he roasts chicken. 

The olive oil one took me all the way out. Like… 😂😂😂😂😂

Can anyone explain how you burn ice cream? I have so many questions