jacksbunne:

recapdrake:

jasper-rolls:

jasper-rolls:

jasper-rolls:

so i found the song from the “advanced country” post and…………….holy fuck

straight up a goth cowboy stands on a snow mound and screams “JUDAISIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM”

it ends with a text epilogue describing the pair of cowboys moving into the same house and working an apple orchard for the rest of their lives

That certainly went in a different direction than expected

They’re in love. 

out-there-on-the-maroon:

taigas-den:

honeysucklepink:

tchrgleek:

pizzopaps:

flaminggoosememe:

hyrude:

i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here

https://youtu.be/2Fe11OlMiz8

I remember listening to this in grade school. I am going to go get some Chinese food.

this is what my anxiety attacks sound like

Oh I needed this laugh this evening. Thank you so much.

In case anyone didn’t want to leave Tumblr and just hit “play”

This is me on an Up day

This is the best Christmas song ever.

therazgar:

plebeiantologist:

0r15a:

genjiman-shitmada:

engaging-party-mode:

audio-medic-cant-stop:

what-a-jackask:

ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ Don’t
ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ Stop
ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ Me
ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ Now

٩( ᐛ )و cause
٩( ᐛ )و im
٩( ᐛ )و havin
٩( ᐛ )و a
٩( ᐛ )و good
٩( ᐛ )و time
٩( ᐛ )و havin
٩( ᐛ )و a
٩( ᐛ )و good
٩( ᐛ )و time

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ i’m
ᕦ( ᐕ )ᕡ a
ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ shooting
ᕦ( ᐕ )ᕡ star
ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ leaping
ᕦ( ᐕ )ᕡ through
ᕦ( ᐛ )ᕗ the

。・゚・*:・゚✧*:・゚☆ ٩( ᐛ )۶ skyy y y y y

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ like

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ a

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ tiger

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ defying

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ the 

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ laws

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ of

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ G

 。・゚・*:・゚✧*:・゚☆

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗR

・゚✧*:・゚☆

。・゚・*:・゚✧*:・゚☆

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

 

。・゚・*:・゚✧*:・゚☆

 。・゚・*:・゚✧*:・゚☆ 

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗV

 。・゚・*:・ ・゚☆  。・゚・*:・゚✧*:・゚☆

。・゚・*:・゚✧*:・゚☆

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗI

:・゚☆

。・゚・*:・゚✧*:・゚☆

 。・゚・*:・゚✧*:・゚☆

。・゚・*:・゚✧*:・゚☆

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗT

。・゚・*:・゚✧*:・゚☆

。・゚・*:・゚✧*:・゚☆
。・゚・*:・゚✧*:・゚☆

。・゚・*:・゚✧*:・゚☆

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗYYYY                  

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ I’M

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ A

==ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ RACING

====ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ CAR

======ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ PASSING

=========ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ BY

===========ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ LIKE

=============ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ LADY

===============ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ GODIVA

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ i’m gonna go 

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ go 

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ go 

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ THERE’S NO STOPPING MEEEEEEEEEEE


ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ I’M BURNING THROUGH THE SKY YEAH


ᕦ( ᐕ )ᕡ 

TWO HUNDRED DEGREES

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ I GUESS THAT’S WHY THEY CALL ME

ᕦ( ᐕ )ᕡ MISTER FAHRENHEIT

http://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_nz7wcmsLrO1unszw1o1.mp3?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://sparksoffandommagic.tumblr.com/post/168728655872/audio_player_iframe/sparksoffandommagic/tumblr_nz7wcmsLrO1unszw1?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fa.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_nz7wcmsLrO1unszw1o1.mp3

exeggcute:

staff:

red3blog:

formeldeharv:

i put “All I Want for Christmas is You” through a MIDI converter, and then back through an mp3 converter

the result is this garbage

I’m driving myself up the wall because I swear I can hear the vocal line but I don’t know how that could be if it was truly converted to MIDI. Unless you can replicate speech sounds entirely with modulated MIDI notes, in which case I’m actually impressed with this tire fire of an MP3.

image

the holiday season is almost upon us and I’d like to bring back this absolute fucking monstrosity of an audio file