Listen, i’d absolutely fuck a consenting, self-aware monster, but I wouldn’t fuck every monster.
A werewolf, he comes to me and says “hey, you wanna go for a ride?” and I says “sure” because he’s hot.
But If Godzilla came to me and says that, no. Godzilla is a father figure. Not for fucking.
Op the fact that size doesn’t deter you but the principal of the matter and the metaphorical ramifications of sexing Godzilla makes you the perfect 2018 mood honestly
This is the nicest addition to this post I’ve gotten. Its mostly other monsterfuckers calling me a coward.
Highly-radioactive-nerd you’re not a coward, you’re awesome
Fuck that coward shit, you know what you want
You know your limits. 2018 is about getting rid of that bad shit and healing
the obsession with monsters in the sexual sense stems from the fact that they, deviating from human beauty standards, would be completely accepting (or neutral at most) towards our physical ‘flaws’ – so it would indeed be easier to buss it open for an 8 ft tall monstrosity with 10 eyes and 6 wings that looks nothing like you and therefore has no concrete understanding of why you’re so self-conscious about your jiggly thighs and big stomach around other humans
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