I was tagged to do this ages ago by @in-a-shrinking-universe and I haven’t done it until now because I’m clearly a scumbag
Name: I’m going with El
Nicknames: El, Prince, Flo
Zodiac Sign: Aries
Height: 5′5 and like, a squidge
Sexual Orientation: Bi af B)
Ethnicity: White British
Favourite Fruits: Pears man, they’re the shit
Favourite Season: Autumn
Favourite Book: Can I pick all of them? (Code Name Verity)
Favourite Flower: Fuck knows, I know bugger all about plants.
Favourite Scent: Oil paint and that sharp smell of sea salt on beaches
Favourite Animal: Axolotls, because they’re cute and also fucking weird, much like myself
Coffee, Hot Chocolate or Tea: Instant coffee mixed with instant hot chocolate powder, because I’m too cheap for your Starbucks nonsense
Favourite Fictional Characters: Pidge, Joe the Barbarian, and the ever-wonderful Belinda Blumenthal and her gal pal, Bella/Donna
Dream Trip: I’m already planning it – backpacking Europe and hopefully not running out of money two days in
Blog Created: er…. *whispers* sometime in 2010, maybe 2009….
Number of Followers: ~400
Part 2
Relationship Status: *gasp* not single??? Holy shit yeah this loser has found a partner and he’s cute as hell (and kinda kinky, which is awesome) and hi Princess, if you happen to see this
Pets: A grumpy budgie, and a pond full of fish all named ‘Spike’
Last Song I Listened To: Well I’m listening to a Dorothy playlist right now, so Whiskey Fever by Dorothy
Favourite TV Show: I love my panel shows where comedians talk politics (British TV ftw)
Hobbies: Reading stupid articles about weird stuff online and pretending I’m cool, painting and generally being a nosy pain in the arse with my mates
someday, in the distant future, humans will once again be capable of hearing the phrase “what is love” without also feeling the primal urge to respond with “baby don’t hurt me”
So at that point, people will say “baby don’t hurt me”…no more?
I tried to scroll past I really did
beautiful set up, perfect follow-through. great teamwork everyone
I hate the internet. I hate how this poem doesn’t need to be finished but it has 13.9k retweets and 21.1k likes. Everyone knows how this poem ends and I hate it
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