yo-its-matt:

tricornking:

yo-its-matt:

tricornking:

apex-knight:

yo-its-matt:

What’s up everybody this is the mood for November

I have been cured of all illnesses.

Please tell me that’s the original Numa Numa Guy, please I need to know

ya its me gary brolsma

Oh my actual goodness…I remember seeing the original Numa Numa video all those years ago and dancing to it and feeling really happy watching it…you sir are a meme legend and I hope life has been good to you!

oh it’s been good allright…. ;]

smorgansbord:

smorgansbord:

So my roommate and I got these Rudolph Christmas coloring books a couple of weeks back. Since it’s finals week, I wanted to ease my mind into studying by coloring. First time opening the book and I saw this picture..

And I thought to myself

Oh my god do I try.

I swear to god if I get tumblr famous over this stinkin Heman the meme nose reindeer.

theguineapig3:

I love the way online culture is slowly adopting a hieroglyphic-type system of words indicated by pictures. No, I’m not talking about emojis, I’m talking about the fact that I just saw a particular red-tinted image of Barack Obama’s eyes used in a conversation and read it as the words “then perish” with no hesitation.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

wellamarke:

actorwriterstrangler:

wellamarke:

actorwriterstrangler:

wellamarke:

actorwriterstrangler:

wellamarke:

actorwriterstrangler:

wellamarke:

actorwriterstrangler:

wellamarke:

the first complaynts
are coming in:
jess thinks my rimes
are but a sin.
she canot see
the meme’s apeel.
the bredlik love
she does not feel.

why are you like this

the way i am
i will admitte
makes little sence:
i am a twitte.
but who is werce-
the crazy gal
or she who kepes her
as a pal?

why must you

i must becos
this simpel meme
is now my lyf,
my waking dreme.
if i should try
to speke in prose
the cow appears:

he liks my nose.

are you kidding me

i kid yu not.
i shall not tire.
to rime this way
is my desire.
the world may bern
or floode insted:
but i’ll be here
to lik some bred.

please stop

even your tags were in lik the bred format

i give up

this post has killed me

just yesterday
the words above
were sed by jess
who has no love 
for any childe
made up of rime.
she may yet change.
i’ll give her tyme. 

This is the most wholesome and perfect series of posts ever

Tag Meme!!!

I was tagged by @in-a-shrinking-universe because he’s a legend and I’m bored and can’t be arsed to get ready for work, so wey hey, let’s do some tag memes

1. Nicknames: Flo, Dildotits 

2. Gender: probably female but like, fuck knows tbh

3. Star sign: Uhhhh Aries I think

4. Height: 5′5

5. time: 09:23

6. Birthday: 4 April

7. Favourite bands: Dorothy, the Fratellis, Kraftklub, Welshly Arms 

8. Favourite solo artists: Kari Kimmel, Chase Holfelder, Pat Benatar

9. Song stuck in my head rn: Proud Mary, Tina Turner 

10. Last movie I watched: uuuh… Power Rangers

11. Last show I watched: Top of the Lake 

12. When did I create my blog: Fuckin’ years ago, I have no idea. But I vividly recall both the original Mishapocalypse and also the Oncler fandom sooo…

13. What do I post reblog: Shitposts and cool art

14. Last thing I googled: red dude in new power rangers imdb stranger things 

15. do you have other blogs: YUP

16. Do you get asks: Not on this blog, come talk to me

17. Why did you choose your URL: It used to be sparksofhetaliamagic but I mixed up my fandoms so now Im sparksoffandommagic

18. Following: …2030

19. Followers: 833

20. Favourite colours: Green

21. Average hours of sleep: 7 and a half

22. Lucky number: 4

23. Instruments: Guitar (badly), vocal chords (even worse)

24. What am I wearing: pants (underwear for all you american folk)

25. How many blankets do you sleep with: 1 duvet

26. Dream job: Talking about science on TV, preferably with explosions occasionally

27. Dream trip: go to germany again

28. Favourite food: Cheesecake

29. Nationality: British

30. Favourite song currently: Everyone is Gay – A Great Big World

what your favourite childhood magical girl show says about you

obiwan:

w.i.t.c.h.: you have either a mild dislike or a strong passionate hatred for winx club, and you’re probably not straight. if your favourite guardian was irma you’re 100% not straight

princess tutu: you’re a dancer, or you used to be a dancer, or you REALLY wish to be a dancer. if you were into cosplay you probably were one of those people who used actual pointe shoes for your princess tutu cosplay and ended up with fucked up feet because you’ve never danced ballet in your life especially en pointe

tokyo mew mew: you’re a furry and/or you really like fruit. something something warrior cats phase? and if you’re gay (which you probably are) it was zakuro who made you realize that

ojamajo doremi: people call you a social justice warrior like 3 times a week, you have great taste in tv shows. you’re an infp and you probably care too much about personality tests

winx club: you love fashion, especially of the 2000s. if you draw there’s a 78% chance you suck at anatomy. there is and always has been rivalry between you and people who love w.i.t.c.h. and others can never tell whether it’s playful or serious

sugar sugar rune: if your favourite character was chocola meilleure you’re chaotic good. if your favourite was vanilla mieux you’re either a liberal who has only read harry potter, or a leftist with social anxiety

sailor moon: you’re LGBT, you love fashion, you often wear cute nail polish, VERY intro astrology! and you can’t fucking drive

mermaid melody pichi pichi pitch: you love musical theatre and you’re kind of too passionate about it and people around you hate you for it but won’t tell you. 50% chance you’re an air sign

cardcaptor sakura: you seem really kind and sweet but it’s hard to tell whether you’re genuine or not so a lot of people think you’re kind of fake but anyway you like fashion and your fashion taste is funky and eccentric but ultimately better than anyone who likes winx club

shugo chara: you probably developed a personality disorder sometime later in your life