Tag: me

captainsmolboy:

taraljc:

were-all-queer-here:

felixves:

I do this thing where if i have to go to a family event where I will be expected to be a girl I pretend I am a SPY and I am IN DISGUISE AS A TEEN GIRL and my mission is to EXTRACT INFORMATION FROM MY GRANDPARENTS without giving away my real identity. works every time.

  • your dress and makeup is now a DISGUISE
  • your ‘birth name’ is now an ALIAS
  • getting told by your parents to be nice and not yell at anyone being racist is MISSION BRIEFING
  • your entire extended family are now FOREIGN DIGNITARIES and you gotta make it thru the evening without being discovered as a RADICAL SPY
  • carrying a small water pistol and one of those fake-lipstick pens in your purse helps to get in the zone. the best part of being a spy is the nifty gadgets everyone knows that.
  • BONUS if you have to bring a friend of another gender with you to pretend to be your boyfriend. you are both PARTNER SPIES and one of you has to be the cranky but soft-hearted veteran and the other has to be the endearingly-assholeish rookie. 

Seems like actually a great way to deal with dysphoria

it’s also a great way to deal with social anxiety. i get through socialising outside my comfort zone by treating it like cosplay.

IMPORTANT POST

ariaste:

thottyanneconway:

Having a sibling or three really like….gave you interpersonal skills and moral exercises from an early age that people who were only children had to learn later on, because nothing makes your brain work overtime than having a ride or die relationship with someone who you would suplex through the dining room table in a second if they touched your shit, but you’d also stand up and take the blame for some shit if you knew it wasn’t their fault or stepping in and swinging if they were being bullied by someone else

Also gives you a keenly honed ability to lie, wide-eyed and plausibly and at the drop of a hat, because you definitely had Nothing To Do With This Situation, How Could You Even Think This Of Me, Papá

woozapooza:

kingofattolia:

lets clear up a common misconception:

when i ask if something looks “good” i’m not asking if it makes me sexually appealing. im asking if it makes me look like the modern remix version of a medieval fantasy novel protagonist

#‘that jacket doesnt flatter u as much as something more feminine would–’ IM NOT ASKING IF U WOULD DATE ME#im asking if i look like i could travel for weeks across a made up map by horseback on a quest to fulfill my destiny

Tag Meme!!!

I was tagged by @in-a-shrinking-universe because he’s a legend and I’m bored and can’t be arsed to get ready for work, so wey hey, let’s do some tag memes

1. Nicknames: Flo, Dildotits 

2. Gender: probably female but like, fuck knows tbh

3. Star sign: Uhhhh Aries I think

4. Height: 5′5

5. time: 09:23

6. Birthday: 4 April

7. Favourite bands: Dorothy, the Fratellis, Kraftklub, Welshly Arms 

8. Favourite solo artists: Kari Kimmel, Chase Holfelder, Pat Benatar

9. Song stuck in my head rn: Proud Mary, Tina Turner 

10. Last movie I watched: uuuh… Power Rangers

11. Last show I watched: Top of the Lake 

12. When did I create my blog: Fuckin’ years ago, I have no idea. But I vividly recall both the original Mishapocalypse and also the Oncler fandom sooo…

13. What do I post reblog: Shitposts and cool art

14. Last thing I googled: red dude in new power rangers imdb stranger things 

15. do you have other blogs: YUP

16. Do you get asks: Not on this blog, come talk to me

17. Why did you choose your URL: It used to be sparksofhetaliamagic but I mixed up my fandoms so now Im sparksoffandommagic

18. Following: …2030

19. Followers: 833

20. Favourite colours: Green

21. Average hours of sleep: 7 and a half

22. Lucky number: 4

23. Instruments: Guitar (badly), vocal chords (even worse)

24. What am I wearing: pants (underwear for all you american folk)

25. How many blankets do you sleep with: 1 duvet

26. Dream job: Talking about science on TV, preferably with explosions occasionally

27. Dream trip: go to germany again

28. Favourite food: Cheesecake

29. Nationality: British

30. Favourite song currently: Everyone is Gay – A Great Big World

fartgallery:

Good scenario: I do something weird, no one is around to see

Bad scenario: I do something kinda weird, someone is around and sees

Worst case scenario: an ant was just crawling on the crotch of my shorts and I said “sorry pal, you gotta buy me dinner first” and flicked it off and then immediately realized a middle aged lady was next to me and definitely heard and saw everything

riverselkie:

simultaneously wishing i were a woodland fairy, a maiden in the scottish highlands who is actually a selkie, a victorian naturalist who scandalously wears pants, a 1960s schoolgirl by the sea, a friendly forest witch, a reef-dwelling mermaid, a ghostly gothic heroine, or maybe a cat