podcast mutual 1: night vale presents fan. actually understood the first season of within in the wires. probably a lesbian
podcast mutual 2: “where’s peter nureyev?” “where’s lord arum?” “what the fuck is juno doing?” “what happened to rita?” “is rilla ok?”
podcast mutual 3: constantly suffering. fav podcasts are wolf 359 and aP probably. hates the government and is almost definitely bi
podcast mutual 4: mcelroy fan Supreme. would die for lup, probably listens to shmanners or sawbones, just living their life and chilling
podcast mutual 5: comedy podcast. religiously listens to greater boston and wooden overcoats, probably has depression
podcast mutual 6: less popular sci-fi mutual. probably majors in physics or psychology. likes scary movies, but not as much as they love robots.
podcast mutual 7: gay flavored space comedy, which sounds so specific but there’s a lot. probably bi, actually listens to girl in space, stans akmazian from eos10
podcast mutual 8: bright sessions lover/the far meridian lover. likes comic books, probably a marvel fan, the chillest fan even though they are hella anxious
podcast mutual 9: that one who posts a lot abt stuff you dont listen to but occasionally posts good things about your favorite podcast. cryptid
podcast mutual 10: content creator. has tags dedicated to doodles of side characters, writes very good hurt/comfort fics, usually penumbra and wolf359 fans. Definitely gay
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16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy? Sunny, it’s too cold at the moment for it to be wet too!
18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants? If I said I’m not wearing any of those and am literally just in a pair of pants, is that dirty? Or am I just a lazy slob…
42. What is wrong with you right now?
I’m ill as shit, like I can’t breathe for all the snot bunging my nose up
69 (heh) Do you have any stickers on your car?
Lol no I don’t own a car I’m broke and can’t drive
23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand? Well. There’s this guy who has worked his way into my friend group and literally no-one likes him. We spent an hour today roasting him and he still thinks we like him. He’s such an ARSEHOLE
44. Does anyone disgust you? Right so, same bloke? He’s so disgusting. Actually gross. He never coughs with his hand over his mouth, he seems to never wash and he has a creepy smile. He always tries to touch up all the girls in our friend group, even after they’ve made it clear they’re uncomfortable with it.
(Rant about him over, I swear)
96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks? Last week! Bonfire night seems to last for ages
watching some program called kinky britain and my mum is weirded the fuck out and im sat here like lollll if you only knew what i get up to
how do you get lube stains out of a scarf asking for a friend
12+ hours: hell yes. decadence has a name and it is ME. the dream. im marrying my bed you’re invited to the wedding. i might feel groggy and angry for the rest of the day when i actually do get up but WORTH IT.
12+ hours (ALTERNATE): i am deeply clinically depressed and approximately three (3) inches from death at any given moment
11-10 hours: ideal. im functioning at perfect 100% capacity my body and mind are a well oiled machine. im ready to knock out all my errands and chores in under an hour, work a full day and then study that language im trying to learn
9 hours: good! i could have slept longer, but getting up was no great horrifying trauma either
8-7 hours: the “””””medically recommended amount””””” for adults, but in reality more like a “fine, i GUESS” amount. normal mild levels of angst at having to get out of bed
6 hours: silent unceasing internal groaning for at least the first hour after waking. dont expect any kind of quality conversation for the first 2 or so hours. ive got a Less Than Medically Recommended Amount Of Sleep, that means im a martyr right???
5 hours: pretty unpleasant. feels gross. expect a moderate crash during the late afternoon. this is the first number that is considered worthy of entry in a college student sleep-measuring contest. altho if you try to enter with 5 hrs dead-eyed hordes will instantly materialize from the bushes and one-up you “5 hours??? HAHA SWEET SUMMER CHILD. I HAVENT SLEPT IN 3 YEARS”
4 hours: a Very Poor Decision. deep seated, incoherent rage upon waking that persists up to several hours. consume large amounts of your stimulant of choice, but you’ll still feel like a cave troll. constant aftertaste of chemicals and regret
3 hours: half awake half walking in some astral plane haunted by the wails of the newly-dead. children and animals fear the emptiness in your vacant eyes. a very respectable entry to any sleep-measuring contest. you’ll still get beaten by the “2 hour” and “all nighter” people, but everyone knows this is Bad
2 hours: you can get up, but only by rending your soul from your physical body in a paroxysm of agony, since it will refuse to leave the bed. you are now soulless and will feel absolutely zero emotion until sometime in the late afternoon/early evening when your soul returns and ALL the emotions will hit at once, leaving you alternately sobbing or creepily hyena laughing
1 hour: you fool. you imbecile. your hubris and weakness has brought you to this point. they are coming. you cannot escape. why didnt you just stay awake. why didnt you just pull the all-nighter. the strength of your no-sleep headache threatens to stab through your skull like an ice pick. all you can taste is blood. they are comi
0 hours: THIS ACTUALLY ISNT AS BAD. HAHA I’M NOT EVEN THAT TIRED! WATCH ME DOWN 15 MOUNTAIN DEWS IN 15 MINUTES. I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING IN MY EARS ISNT THAT WEIRD. WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY EYES ARE BLOODSHOT AND I CANT FOCUS, IM COMPLETELY NORMAL RIGHT NOW. GUYS I CAN HEAR COLORS.
y’all should read all my tags because much like in real life im fucking hilarious but only in small letters in the corner
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