i love sitting on a sofa with one leg crossed over the other and my arms spread out across the headboard behind me like a young, reckless, 1920s gentleman of ambiguous sexuality, with more money than i know what to do with and an intense weariness of the shallow, hedonistic lifestyle enjoyed by my companions

spenccrreids:

spenccrreids:

the year is 2040, gender has been disregarded. instead we identify as whose line is it anyways party quirks

I decided to add some more, so tag yourself I’m the fashion police

mike57865:

midnite-wet-dreamz:

gayteenhipster:

chookiemunster:

In a scale from Taron Egerton looking at Hugh Jackman

to Ezra Miller being touched by Colling Farrell

how good are you to hide your obviously gay desires?

Horrible! I’m a Dylan O’Brien at best

I’m more of a Tom Daley shooting “pls rerrange my colon” sniper glances

I’m all of them

tag yourself: ancient greek and latin poetry genres

thoodleoo:

epic

never shuts up

repeats themself all the time

tells the wildest stories

bucolic

the nature hoe

probably gay

life goal is to own a bunch of goats and make their own cheese

lyric

definitely gay

melodramatic

loves the Aesthetic™

elegiac

kinky af

has actually sent a ‘haha and then what ;)’ text at some point in their life

makes poor relationship choices

dramatic

do i even need to explain

only has two emotions and theyre both always turned up to 11

would kill you in a competition if it meant they’d win

iambic

kinda mean and extremely petty

has never taken responsibility for anything in their life

lives for the discourse

what’s your opinion on like being too pretentious?

boykeats:

you think oscar wilde’s gucci floral suit wearing angel ass spent his last gay breath making a witty remark about the wallpaper so that we could all live like a bunch of repressed 16th century puritans? are those glisteningly fresh rose petals going to throw themselves all over your scarlet chaise lounge and fake fur duvet? is that first edition of albert camus you bought at a thrift shop in paris going to lovingly read itself? y’all are really out there saying god gave us the ability to order cinnamon cappuccinos and buy herringbone tweed blazers and recite ovid to our friends only so we could not do those things? as it is with all paths in life, so long as you’re self-aware and not bothering or hurting anyone, you go ahead and be as pretentious as you want! it’s so much fun!!

lady-feral:

reallytrying:

me when offered soda: yes. love the bübblés
me when offered water: yes! a fresh and sexy beverage
me when offered sparkling water: Why Are You Trying To Murder Me Under The Guise Of Hospitality

THIS

dorkstar-brat:

My reasons for doing things:

1. Spite
2. The Aesthetic

That’s it.

manholdingblobfish:

i feel like i’m desensitized to the point that if i saw an eldritch abomination i’d call it a good tentacle boy and try to pet it

woozapooza:

kingofattolia:

lets clear up a common misconception:

when i ask if something looks “good” i’m not asking if it makes me sexually appealing. im asking if it makes me look like the modern remix version of a medieval fantasy novel protagonist

#‘that jacket doesnt flatter u as much as something more feminine would–’ IM NOT ASKING IF U WOULD DATE ME#im asking if i look like i could travel for weeks across a made up map by horseback on a quest to fulfill my destiny

inspire-me-to-breathe:

Tag urself I’m Found: Gay Dog