A limerick:

haiku-robot:

logicallysanders:

holdnarrytight:

mira-jadeamethyst:

dumgold:

knittingnoodle:

whoreablejewess:

saltyshinysylveon:

janothar:

nonbinary-thnikkaman:

toothlessrebel:

Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:

A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.

THE HECK HECK HECK HECCCCCKKKKKKKK

POETRY WAS NOT MEANT TO BE USED LIKE THIS

Fine, fine, we’ll kick it up a notch:

Integral zee squared dee zee
From one to the cube root of three
Times the cosine
Of three pi over nine
Is the log of the cube root of e

first of all fuck the both of you

@whatsapigsfavoritebread

@dumgold

…Logic would either adore these, or loathe them.

@sanders-sin @logic-sanders 

@logicallysanders how do you feel about these?? i think they’re infuriating but also kinda satisfying

It’s math and poetry, both of which I have a great appreciation for.

it’s math and poetry
both of which i have a great
appreciation for


^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

qunaributts:

you-had-me-at-e-flat-major:

mathxjunkii:

autisticnarset:

maeamian:

bunyipandler:

kyokoiwase:

wait is 5! = 120 an actual math thing i just reblogged it bc i sincerely believe that yelling a number makes it bigger 

An exclamation point after a number means factorial. Five factorial is 5 times 4 times 3 times 2 times 1. Three factorial is 3 times 2 times 1, etc.

But the more exclamation points after a number, the less big it is, a double factorial is every other number, so 6!! is 6 times 4 times 2, which is less than 6!, So yelling a number makes it bigger, but yelling louder makes it smaller again

it’s because you scared it

I genuinely love this post

but somehow (6!)! is a landslide bigger than 6! and 6!! and i don’t even know how to explain that

It’s because the parenthesis gives you an order of operations. (6!)! Is 6*5*4*3*2*1 = 720 and then you take 720 And then you have to factorial that all the way down to one!! Which results in a huuuge number! So its like the parenthesis are in a room and you yell that number into a bigger number. And then you go outside where there is MORE ROOM TO YELL AN EVEN BIGGER NUMBER.

720! =

2601218943565795100204903227081043611191521875016945785727541837850835631156947382240678577958130457082619920575892247259536641565162052015873791984587740832529105244690388811884123764341191951045505346658616243271940197113909845536727278537099345629855586719369774070003700430783758997420676784016967207846280629229032107161669867260548988445514257193985499448939594496064045132362140265986193073249369770477606067680670176491669403034819961881455625195592566918830825514942947596537274845624628824234526597789737740896466553992435928786212515967483220976029505696699927284670563747137533019248313587076125412683415860129447566011455420749589952563543068288634631084965650682771552996256790845235702552186222358130016700834523443236821935793184701956510729781804354173890560727428048583995919729021726612291298420516067579036232337699453964191475175567557695392233803056825308599977441675784352815913461340394604901269542028838347101363733824484506660093348484440711931292537694657354337375724772230181534032647177531984537341478674327048457983786618703257405938924215709695994630557521063203263493209220738320923356309923267504401701760572026010829288042335606643089888710297380797578013056049576342838683057190662205291174822510536697756603029574043387983471518552602805333866357139101046336419769097397432285994219837046979109956303389604675889865795711176566670039156748153115943980043625399399731203066490601325311304719028898491856203766669164468791125249193754425845895000311561682974304641142538074897281723375955380661719801404677935614793635266265683339509760000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

That’s a lot of yelling.

cups-of-tea-and-history:

violetimpudence:

prokopetz:

I love the phrase “what the entire fuck” because it implies that there exists some scenario that warrants only a “what the partial fuck”.

Well, since there are clearly scenarios which warrant giving zero fucks, it
seems plausible to infer that there exists a 0 … 1 scale of fuckitude, containing a potentially infinite number of fractional fuckery scenarios.

Fractional Fuckery Scenarios is going to be my first short story collection.

A limerick:

chemrxn:

you-had-me-at-e-flat-major:

proudblackconservative:

themost-unsuitable-pet:

sufficientlylargen:

nonbinary-thnikkaman:

toothlessrebel:

Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:

A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.

THE HECK HECK HECK HECCCCCKKKKKKKK

POETRY WAS NOT MEANT TO BE USED LIKE THIS

The integral of z squared d z
From one to the cube root of three
Times the cosine
Of three pi over nine
Is the log of the cube root of e.

Ok but are these mathematically correct?

it took me, a Brit™, a while to realise that in America z does rhyme with e

@jdk98