Hahaha y’all remember that gif of Ronda Rousey taking her clothes off for a weigh-in and the girl in the background just looks like she’s having a gay panic?
I have it saved in my GIF folder as “tryna hide the gay” lol.
idc if Mulan was a girl that doesn’t cancel out the fact that for most of the movie Shang thought she was a guy and was attracted to her as such anyway my point is Shang is Bi and he likes fems
LET’S get DOWN to BI-SINESS. TLTo DEFEAT. The HUNS. I will DATE your DAUGHTERS. And I’ll DATE. Your SONS.
Which, given the time period when Mulan most likely took place in (somewhere in the late 3rd century), writings from the Liu Song Dynasty (420 – 479 CE) claimed that homosexuality was just as common as heterosexuality.
Basically, Shang coulda went for it and his troops would have been all #whatever, #bouttime.
In fact, it wasn’t until about 1507 that homosexual sex (and by that I mean male on male, cause for whatever reason people were starting to think women just didn’t have sex with each other? IDK ancient people are just as cray as modern ones) was expressly outlawed. Possibly due to influence from Catholic European traders, but there’s “no proof” for that.
NO OKAY SO I HAVE SEEN AN EXTREMELY UNFORTUNATELY AMOUNT OF BACK AT THE BARNYARD
and at first I thought that the barnyard movie took place in some weird-ass alternate universe where there are no bulls, only cows in male and female because like. whatever, it’s a show for kids that has an unidentifiable weasel rat as a main character
but then I watched the show and:
LOOK AT THIS SHIT. THAT’S A FUCKING BULL.
there is an episode where otis (black and white cow above)??? pretends to be a rodeo bull??? and we meet real bulls??? literally the only conclusion to be drawn from this information is that either otis is a trans cow or in the barnyard universe there is a distinct third gender of cattle
and really, trans cow is more likely given that ben (the dark cow above) is otis’ father figure and he’s gay married to a donkey
in conclusion; don’t ever get really ill and watch six straight hours of back to the barnyard
why do so many “icarus and the sun” artworks and stories portray the sun as a woman? do y’all know who controlled the sun? apollo. icarus is gay as fuck, y’all.
And the Beast is still this 8 foot tall hulking monster with horns and massive claws and fangs and when she turns back into human she’s still buff as shit and her girlfriend is small and they open a library together also the candle and the clock are gay
This is what people mean when they talk about the “gay agenda”
if you want a story about gay people make your own don’t steal someone elses idea
The Gay Agenda now includes remaking all Disney Movies to be about Lesbians now it’s Official no more Straights
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