Is it the Trans Mafia or the LGBT Mob? Which is it?
No no no, okay, it’s actually both. See the Trans Mafia is just one BRANCH of the LGBT Mob. We’ve also got the Gay Gangsters, The Lesbian Lawbreakers, and the Bi Biker Gang. There’s also a team of Asexual Assassins. Rumor is, their next target is Governor Pat McCrory, but you didn’t hear that from me.
trans mafia always down to upset the gender norm
reblog to put north carolina in a chokehold, like to drop kick indiana
Everyone’s heard that pirate’s call each other “matey”. What you probably haven’t heard is that the word matey comes from “matelote”.
In the Caribbean this word was used between buccaneers to signify a life partner. Matelotes could inherit from each other, shared space, fought together, could speak for each other when one was incapacitated or absent, and more often than not the relationship was romantic and sexual.
That’s right folks. Pirates had a term for their gay life partners.
In light of this, I present to you a new alternative for significant other and partner. Bring back matelote.
(You can learn more about the practice of matelotage in: The Origins and Role of Same-Sex Relations in Human Societies by James Niell)
So my boyfriend came out as trans last night and I realized something… back when we first started dating we identified as lesbians, then I came out as trans and consequently realized I’m bisexual, and now I’m in a gay relationship. So what I’m trying to say is that I have actually been LGBT as a singular person. Every single acronym. I have ascended and reached gay nirvana
did i ever tell ppl about the time me and my family thought my older brother was gay and dating his best friend? they used to hold hands and cuddle and shit all the time and cause my brothers super quiet we kinda just thought that was him coming out and didn’t really say anything about it. this went on for maybe two yrs and then one day he arrives home with this girl and is all ‘id like you guys to meet my girlfriend’. at this point everyone is ’????’ and my mom is literally crying and like ‘u broke up with James?!?!?!’ and honestly I’ve never seen a man more confused in his life and yeah that’s the time my family fucked up for like 2 yrs
shoutout to the trans boys who are excessively masculine to help ease their dysphoria
shoutout to the trans boys who learned how to use makeup just to make yourself appear more masculine. shoutout to the trans boys who dont want to touch makeup even for that just because of feminine connotations
shoutout to the trans boys who are teaching themselves to walk like a typical male would to avoid their hips naturally swaying
shoutout to the trans boys who are repulsed by their body and how feminine it is
shoutout to the trans boys who hunt, woodwork, work on cars, or partake in any other traditionally masculine activity
shoutout to the trans boys who have to completely reject traditional femininity to feel less dysphoric