so much wlw content on this site is “ i want to go on a date with a pretty girl in high waisted shorts and pick flowers and talk about our dreams” where is the “i want a tall goth butch to buy me cool knives and raw me in the whole foods parking lot" representation
@1300splaguerat felt like u would like this bc of the butch dream thing
Historically, there are major four groups that have commonly been described as “adventurers”:
a. Pirates and bandits who realised that the real money lay in getting people to pay them to go pillage someone else;
b. Members of the idle rich who wandered about robbing tombs and subjugating the locals for fun rather than for profit, often distinguishable from the first group only by the presence of a “Sir” before their names;
c. People who just wanted to look at birds, but it sort of got out of hand; and
d. Lesbians.
Now, I’m not saying that this taxonomy would make a reasonable basis for a class system in a tabletop roleplaying game, but I’m not not saying it either.
D&D but your only class choices are Pirate, The Idle Rich, Birdwatcher, and Lesbian.
bc im sick of yall copypasting the netflix lgbt section. these are all movies i watched and can confirm theyre good. some of them have lesbian themes rather than romance but its better than watching like, loving anabelle or sth. my personal faves have an asterisk next to them.
but i’m a cheerleader (a classic)*
miao miao (no romance but SO GOOD. totally worth it) *
alto
imagine me and you
the handmaiden**
the hunger (!!)*
the incredibly true adventure of two girls in love*
joven y alocada*
mosquita y mari
the girl king (period drama!!)
addicted to fresno
la belle saison
liz in september
the summer of sangaile*
carol
life partners
vampyres
contracted*
appropriate behavior*
reaching for the moon*
violetas: tensión sexual
bye bye blondie
les chansons d’amour (half abt a poly w wlw, half abt a mlm relationship)
pariah*
the children’s hour
valerie and her week of wonders (lesbian themes)
therese and isabelle*
circumstance
el niño pez
water lillies
fucking amal
rent
rara
drool* (HONESTLY THIS IS RIGHT UP THERE W BUT IM A cHEERLEADER. A MUST WATcH)
with every heartbeat
im still going thru my list so i’ll update this when i got more. feel free to ask me abt triggers or plot or anything else about these!!
The New Mexico whiptail is a species of lizard with one extraordinary adaptation: every single one of them are female. In a complex process called parthenogenesis, females simulate the act of sex with one another, and lay eggs containing embryos that are exclusively female.
“simulate the act of sex” Are you fucking kidding me.
“COME, WE MUST SIMULATE SEX IN ORDER TO REPRODUCE. LIKE, THIS IS WHAT WE DO TO TRIGGER OVULATION, AND THEREFORE IS NECESSARY FOR REPRODUCTION, BUT IT IS CLEARLY A SIMULATION OF SEX, SINCE THERE IS NO MALE INVOLVED.”
I had a textbook that talked about these lizards. In a diagram, it indicated that one of them was “acting as male” when they mated.
How does a lizard “act as a male” in a species that doesn’t have males to act as? The “male” act being referred to was stimulating ovaries, too, which as far as I know no males of other species do either.
Even the lizards have to deal with heterosexism.
What’s better than this? Just lizards being pals.
so which one of you is the boy lizard in the relationship
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