wardencommanderkarnstein:

achilliads:

PRETTY FLY FOR A WHITE GUY: a mix for icarus, history’s greatest downfall

guy’s i’m gonna get so hella tanned” — icarus, probably

  1. breaking free high school musical 
  2. i believe i can fly r kelly 
  3. defying gravity wicked 
  4. wind beneath my wings bette midler 
  5. here comes the sun the beatles 
  6. timber pitbull feat. ke$ha 
  7. drop it like it’s hot snoop dogg feat. pharrell williams 
  8. it’s raining men the weather girls

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this is literally the most hilarious mix i have every seen im crying help

papillon-noirsblog:

erinye:

skippercifer:

solluxismsnowaifu:

future-mrs-frost:

why do so many “icarus and the sun” artworks and stories portray the sun as a woman? do y’all know who controlled the sun? apollo. icarus is gay as fuck, y’all.

Sometimes it was helios, not Apollo. Icarus was still gay as fuck

“Icarus we just escaped prison don’t ruin it by flying too close to the sun”

[Icarus already fucking launching himself across the sky for the sake of some godly dick]

woops

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Guy getting himself killed to get some godly dick is propably the most Greek thing to ever happen in mythology