what if cheque please took place in oxford and bitty was from scotland and his twitter was all in that scottish… dialect w/ tweets like “magine callin yer maw right quick in tae mornin caus yer ovens gon tae shite..” and “me n ma mates cuttin about tae pettin zoo ma mate jack buried in wee chicks…. this lad..”
and the whole team would do that thing when british young men overreact to everything like [ransom voice] asked bitty to bake a pie for me and he did it!! the absolute madman!!!!!!
#may 18 2015 tweet: ‘this absolute madman’ (via @bshittyknights)
jack’s dad is famous cricket player lad bob zimmermann
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