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roachpatrol:

perspicaciousembroiderist:

consolecadet:

shrikestrike:

moggiepillar:

i can no longer take any description of a male protagonist seriously if the writer describes him as ‘brooding’

because i used to think ‘oh, that’s sexy and mysterious, etc’

and now i think of this

once you’ve been loudly cussed out by 2.5 lbs of feathers, that word only ever means one thing

This is the kinda brooding i WANNA see

#so this behavior basically translates to nonstop cuddling of offspring and vocal aggression towards anything that tries to prevent that #tbh i would be delighted to see male protagonists do just this sort of thing (via starfoozle)

I just had to explain what I was cackling at to my roommate. It automatically passes the Laugh Rule.

She found her reluctant fiance, Erstad, brooding out on the rainy moors.

“Is that a baby rabbit?” she asked, observing his huddled form.

“IT’S SIX BABY RABBITS AND YOU CAN’T TOUCH THEM,” replied Ernstad, contriving to look twice his usual size and at least three times his usual fierceness.

“Whoah okay damn,” she said, and backed away.

nerdbotmk2:

last night i found the most perfect christmas card of all time

i bought it, but i am keeping it for myself.

cardamoms:

lesbiangeorgiamartin:

zimmermanns:

cardamoms:

what if cheque please took place in oxford and bitty was from scotland and his twitter was all in that scottish… dialect w/ tweets like “magine callin yer maw right quick in tae mornin caus yer ovens gon tae shite..” and “me n ma mates cuttin about tae pettin zoo ma mate jack buried in wee chicks…. this lad..”

and the whole team would do that thing when british young men overreact to everything like [ransom voice] asked bitty to bake a pie for me and he did it!! the absolute madman!!!!!!

#may 18 2015 tweet: ‘this absolute madman’ (via @bshittyknights)

jack’s dad is famous cricket player lad bob zimmermann

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