usually-useless:

agentdaisymaximoff:

fishcustardandclintbarton:

biffelderberry:

vampire-crimson:

kikkerje:

aredblush:

mpuzzlegirl:

kintatsujo:

alkonoststorm:

aneternalscoutandabrownie:

therealmnemo:

thejemeofficial:

sk-lls:

merelei:

kittyperson:

eisencorgi:

is that a buff delivery guy mermaid Christmas ornament

because I’ve been looking for that my whole goddamn life

is that one merman wearing jeans

means (mermaid jeans)

A JERMAID

Merry jhristmas

@more-aoe

The company is called December Diamonds. You’re welcome.

Other highlights of their merchandise:

They also have some neat mermaid ornaments as well as some truly bizarre things like a leather daddy flamingo, but let’s be real, these mermen are the main appeal.

@baratheas

@cyggiestardust

@gwen-skyes

@kohakuhime

@kintatsujo

That octomerman looks like he’s ready to pull his literal skin off, help him

@tragicblueblood

@pale-silver-comb

this is so awful, so tacky, so amazing!

And the names! Here’s Mr Mertini…..

and  Snickerdoodle

but for the girls they have some pretty cool options like

Laptop Liz

and I swear creamsicle is just like a friend of mine

and then this awesome one – queen for a day

and I am sooo getting this for my newly wed friends

and guys they do this tacky monstrosity of a dinosaur that I soo need to have

i honestly love the way the mermaids are designed like they’re wearing dresses instead of just “here have a tail and a bikini top” i have not seen that NEARLY often enough that is so cool

@voldiebuns

Why does Mr Mertini look like Tony Stark?

Imma need those lesbian mermaid brides

I want that glittery monster of a dinosaur

quintessentialverbalized:

quintessentialverbalized:

You guys I just realized that what I’ve always wanted out of werewolf fiction is a story where lycanthropy isn’t a purely human condition

Like this dude wakes up from his wolfbender and his room is full of all these fucking chickens from local farms that he initiated into his pack. They all start clucking and crowing at the moon and when it’s full they all transform into these tiny little weird bipedal wolves with wings.

I don’t remember making this post but it’s going around again and I’m losing my shit