everyone always talks about sirius and peter adopting dog and rat traits but no one talks about james?
imagine james potter slowly loosing his appetite for meat and eventually becoming a vegetarian by 6th year because stags are herbivores. or freezing up whenever bright lights turn on suddenly. or being able to smell what the neighbors three doors down are cooking from his bedroom because, “oi padfoot, you know stags have a better sense of smell than dogs?”, “wow prongs thanks for the new information that you definitely haven’t told me a hundred times already”
You guys keep saying Sirius was the drama queen because “only one person will die tonight” but when Remus arrives to give a bit of context, he kicks the door and starts the story with him being bitten
A little progress shot of a piece I started before school consumed all of my free time. RIP me.
I feel like if you asked Draco why he’s so in love w Harry, he’d just silently show you this picture and you’d understand.
I laugh at how the Harry Potter movies always had to one-up the books like
Book 1: Harry keeps Quirrell from the Stone, passes out and Quirrell dies Warner Bros: aye let’s have Harry fucking murder Quirrell and then Voldemort can fly straight through him lmao Book 2: Harry fights the Basilisk Warner Bros: CLIMB. THE. STATUE! Book 3: Harry blows up Aunt Marge Warner Bros:*sends her outside like a lost balloon* lol bye bye Book 4: Harry cleverly tricks the dragon and gets to the golden egg Warner Bros: DRAGON CHASE! FLY POTTER! FLY FOR YOUR FUCKING LIFE! Oh, and kill the dragon..
Book 5: Fred and George summon their brooms and fly out of the school Warner Bros: FIREWORKSSS!!!!!! Book 6: Quiet Christmas at the Burrow discussing Draco, the Prince and Fenrir Warner Bros: LIGHT ‘EM UP UP UP, LIGHT ‘EM UP UP UP, LIGHT ‘EM UP UP UP, I’M ON FIYAHHH!!! Book 7: Voldemort duels Harry in the Great Hall, instantly defeated because the Elder Wand is Harry’s Warner Bros: Hold my Butterbeer
what i love about both remus and lily is that they both seem to do this thing where it’s like “oh you’re an asshole? then you may right now immediately go fuck yourself” like when snape called lily a mudblood she was instantly like “ok you deserve whatever you get also your underpants are gross #evansout” and then when remus finds out that peter is alive he’s instantly just down to calmly fucking murder him “shall we kill him together?” like dad please
2day when i was listening to deathly hallows on audiobook i found out that harry james potter canonically grew his hair into a bisexual bob and in the ten years since the book’s release, i, an apparent “”””fan””””” had no idea
remus lupin’s patronus is a wolf are you SHITTING me
like can you imagine him doing it for the first time and finally succeeding and it’s a fucking wolf and all his classmates are like “oh that’s cool” and meanwhile he walks over and kicks a desk
i’m sorry i’m reblogging again, but like where did dumbledore learn to swim like that? are we to assume that dumbledore lowkey swims in the lake at Hogwarts and outswims the Giant Squid or something? is that why he’s on speaking terms with the merpeople living in the lake? so they can let him practice his Michael Phelps-like perfect breaststroke? if so, there must be groups of students that secretly watch him, bc teens are weird. these are questions that will keep me up tonight, kayla.
are we to assume that dumbledore has a ripped swimmer’s bod under that fab clothing? dumbledore disguised as a hogwarts student: i heard that dumbledore has an 8 pack. that dumbledore was shredded.
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