I don’t ship Drarry but with that being said, I will accept no other Drarry prompt than them stubbornly competing to outdo the other for the sheer drama.
It starts off when they’re still enemies in the Goblet of Fire. Draco makes a taunt about who Harry’s going to ask to the Yule Ball and how they must be from the worst of the worst lot and Harry rolls his eyes and says, “Well, fitting you say that, Malfoy, because I was going to ask you.” A perfect zing, Harry. 10/10.
But now the ball’s in Draco’s court and obviously he’s not going to pass up on the chance to humiliate the scarhead so he takes the most logical route of humiliation and calls out his bluff: “Fine, Potter, I reckon we’re going.”
But do you think Harry James Potter is just going to back down? That stubborn teenager is going to stare Draco down and say, “Reckon we are.”
Ron’s confused and Hermione’s confused and literally the entire castle is confused but Harry’s satisfied because he called out a bluffer’s counterbluff with a bluff of his own. And they just keep it up.
“I suppose you don’t even know how to dance, Potter?”
The furious teenager who spent years having to watch soapbox dramas with Mrs. Figg just glares at him in his stupid dress robes. “I know some things.”
“Prove it.”
“Fine.”
It’s like that for days until Draco makes the ultimate power move by inviting Harry to the Malfoy’s Annual New Years Eve Ball, taking out a Daily Prophet ad no less, because oh, oh, he’s got Potter now. He’ll never accept and he’ll be humiliated in front of the entire wizarding world. And do you think Harry’s just going to go down without a fight? God, no, he’s going to win whatever the hell this is because he’s Harry Potter, Draco better be worried, oh boy.
They’re still going at it six months later.
“Err—Malfoy?” Crabbe says. “Potter just sent you a dozen roses?”
“That son of a bitch! Send a box of chocolates. That’ll show him.”
“Um, Draco—?”
“I WILL NOT BE OUTDONE, PARKINSON!”
i couldn’t resist 😛
Yep. This is it. This is the only Drarry headcanon I’ll accept from this point on.
phew i’m so lucky a real life certified biologist found their way to my inbox to tell me what black people are and aren’t capable of bei–
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🤔 on second thought, i’m going to have to take another look at those biology credentials of yours because I’m starting to suspect that you might actually be talking completely out of your ignorant ass
(those links aren’t so much for you, anon, as they are for my followers that aren’t completely illiterate)
Your impotent attempts at haranguing me into accepting your interpretation that Hermione can only be white are completely pointless, to say the least, because I don’t actually give a single flying fuck what JKR says Hermione’s race is??? I’m not looking for canon justification to draw Hermione as black; I draw her that way for the plain and simple reason of that’s how I want to draw her.
But even if that weren’t the case, I dunno how you’re getting skin color from the descriptors “red hair and blue* eyes” (*fixed that for u btw), unless you’re drawing upon your own personal life experience:
in which case, I’m so sorry for your genetic condition. 😢 You’ve been so strong and so brave through it all, anon, even managing to earn that bachelor of science in biology from what I presume to be trump university, all while enduring your butthole actually being an eyeball 😢😢😢
stay strong anon
😢😢😢😢😢😢
p.s. dambledor
inspired
HAHAHaha
but emz u cant have faxmachine!Hermione without her red haired, blue eyed boo, watercooler!Ron
Has a Drarry AU been done with office supplies yet?
but will Harry and Draco’s love be able to blossom under the scrutiny of such a cold brewding man as dripcoffeemaker!Snape
I’m taking a couple of weeks off from the comic my puds, but here’s a cheeky rerun of last year’s Snapey Christmas to tide you over 🎅 Merry Christmas everyone!! 🎄💚🎄💚
listen… i want to know what exactly sirius meant when he called regulus soft. the obvious answer is that he was easily manipulated by his parents, but like. soft also means emotional. was regulus arcturus black, who singlehandedly played the dark lord and left him a dramatic fuck you note, a brooding emo teenager? is this why no one saw his betrayal coming? i cherish the aloof characterization of regulus but tbh? i will die for regulus who’s an emotional mess, who’s underestimated bc he’s not hypermasculine and uses that to his advantage to get one over voldemort and go out with a spectacular bang
But what if he was like, actually soft though? Like, you touch him and your like “damn, he soft.”
I cannot believe that Hermione did not take advantage of that Rita skeeter’ article that said she was dating harry. I would be like HELL YES BITCHES I FUCKED THE BOY WHO LIVED, THE BOY WHO LIVED IS MY FUCKING SEX TOY! GUESS WHAT? HE ALSO DID DRACO MALFOY, 70% OF THE GRYFFINDOR HOUSE, YOUR SISTER, AND YOU ARE THE NEXT!
she could ask their friends to spread they also fucked harry potter to different prophet’ reporters until gets so ridiculous that it lost all credibility.
“Yes, I did the potter” -Viktor Krum
“Of course, Harry is so lovely” – Fleur Delacour
“I showed to him some nice stuff in the bath” – Cedric Digory (does not like to lie)
“He and Malfoy are often at each other” -Severus Snape and the entire Slytherin house
“At the same time” – Fred and George Weasley
“Harry truly is amazing, he is always gentle with us.” – Luna Lovegood with Neville Longbottom hiding behind her, nodding, mortified.
“Let’s just say that he can ride more than just a broom”- Oliver wood “Let’s just say that he being able to catch the snitch with his mouth was not a coincidence” – Ginerva Weasley.
“He made us gay” – Seamus Finnigan and Dean Thomas.
Harry does not stop glaring at everyone for the entire school year, meanwhile Ron literally cannot stop laughing
At the end of the year Dumbeldore awards Gryffindor an additional five hundred house points for Harry’s achievements at bedding the entire student body, the other teachers all have their heads in their hands they are working in a ridiculous place of ridiculous people
what fucks me over most about James Potter is how he felt about Peters betrayal like we don’t know what James thought, he could have 100% just instantly assumed that they tortured or killed Peter for information because we know James would never even think about one of his friends betraying him, James might have felt guilty for putting Peter through that, James might have been begging Peter for forgiveness in his final moments
‘If the Secret Keeper wishes to do so, they may divulge the information at any time (although the secret cannot be forced, bewitched or tortured out of a Secret Keeper who does not wish to give up their secret; it must be given voluntarily’ -JK Rowling on Pottermore
Lowkey one of the most heart wrenching things posted on Pottermore imo, because James and Lily knew. I’m sure James’s mind scrambled for an excuse or reason or alternate explanation as to why one of his best friends would voluntarily gave up their whereabouts, because thats just in his nature, but I honestly think that deep down he had to have known the truth. That there was no other explanation other than Peter, his best friend and fellow marauder, who he had grown up with and joked with and pulled pranks with sat through hundred of detentions with and teased and comforted and trusted with his life had, for whatever reason, wanted to divulge their location. And I think it makes James Potter’s final moments 1000x sadder.
I was having a pretty good day until I read this. Now I’m sad. So thanks.
BUT A THOUGHT OCCURS
Deep down, James probably did know because let’s face it, even though he was a tiny bit reckless and a tiny bit restless in that household, James was still an extremely intelligent man who would, unfortunately, come to that conclusion and one of his last thoughts would be that his best friend betrayed him. He’d get it in about thirty seconds flat. Not even.
Do you know who wouldn’t get it?
Not right away, at least?
Do you know who would be so filled with grief and horror and anger and pure shock mixed in with an already unstable mind and reckless personality that he wouldn’t get it right away?
Sirius.
My mates, what if we’ve been looking at that night the wrong way? This whole time, we’ve made a horrible mistake?
See, everyone in the fandom just assumed that Sirius…very randomly gave Harry to Hagrid so that he could go hunt down Peter and kill him.
But what if that’s not true?
What if he thought that something horrible had happened, that Peter must have been tortured, that his best friend, his brother, was lying in a gutter somewhere, throat slashed? And Sirius is just horrified because he was the one who suggested the change. He was the one who made Peter the Secret Keeper. He’s the reason Peter was probably tortured for hours, his poor brother, he was probably in so much pain, if not dead, and it was all Sirius’ fault. Not since Regulus and like five seconds prior when he saw James did Sirius ever feel so guilty for leading to a brother’s demise.
So he gives Harry to Hagrid for safekeeping because he’s responsible and knows that he’s not going to carry a child into a torture scene. He spends all night, desperately searching for Peter, tears rolling down his face, pushing through one long panic attack. And he finally finds him.
Only Peter’s not dead.
Peter’s not even hurt.
And by the time Sirius realizes what happened, Peter’s already raising his wand and screaming to everyone who can hear that Sirius betrayed them.
And that’s when Sirius has his breakdown. Because it’s the sudden juxtaposition of it all. He didn’t have hours, even a day (the timeline’s still so screwed up) to come to terms with Peter’s betrayal. It all happened in a matter of 30 seconds. And it just completely breaks him.
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