hey wanna hear a sentence that you’ll either have no idea what it means or you’ll hate me for making me remind you of it
draw a circle that’s the earth
Tag: hetalia
honestly? can’t see aph ukraine being a crybaby. when she’s upset, she chainsmokes and consumes an entire packet of sunflower seeds, but she doesn’t cry
Hehehe. 😉
IS THAT—-
WHAT I THINK IT IS—
yosb:
late to the party because anime expo devoured my entire ass but happy 11 years hetalia, holy fucking shit
And they were really cute in the shorts.
Verily
Overwatch crossover??
arthur meets king arthur
yosb:
this past weekend i was talking to my japanese fruk dj artist pal about how i really want to (still) make a dj chronicling my fr headcanons of his differing stances towards reform vs revolution but if we’re being honest it’s because i want to talk about louis-philippe for 50 pages, GOD i want to talk about louis-philippe for 50 pages
Things only in Hetalia
• An entire religion based on a character.
• Hetaoni and Dreamtalia.
• Gutters and Danish Slaughterhouse
• 23.5
• Being able to trigger an entire fandom at the mention of Davey, Pineapples, and Jeanne D’arc
• 5 minute episodes, 4 seasons.
• Russia’s hands.
• 2p Hetalia
• The elusive 3p Hetalia
• Fucking micronations
• Direct 3rd wall breaking like in the office
• Gay Countries™
• Every Hetalian suddenly knows how to perfectly cook pasta
• Vocaloids made for the characters in Hetalia; Hetaloids
• All Hetalians know at least bits and pieces of several other languages OTHER than Japanese like other weeaboos; Examples include German, any Nordic language, French, Italian, and Spanish (All of which I can say bits and pieces of)
• Ace-ing history class
• Asking your history teacher what Prussia is, and where Liechtenstein is, and if Sealand is considered a country
• Everyone can voice act well or do at least one good or great impression of a character
• Being able to name more countries off the top of your head than anyone else
• Dark Lord Hima
• Studio Dean Animation
– Knowing suddenly more random history facts then the birthdays of your own family
– AUF WIEDERSEHEN SWEETHEART
– Every fucking possible ship
– Where we are at it shipping nations
– Canon genderbents
– Prussia is not dead
– What I found under a video and found slightly disturbing everyone has one detailed plan to take over the world (That video wasn’t even about Hetalia)
– That we basically claimed the Stereotypes song and Gay or European as our theme songs (with some minor dark songs)
– Incest yes or no
– It started with GerIta or some other harmless ship, now you suddenly ship everyone
– Psychologically analyzing if you now should pity and cuddle Russia or be scared (I am still not sure he’s such a conflicting character wtf)
– Prussia is so annoying and bland *after reading the manga* He might just be the most complex character in the series what
– An intense love hate relationship with George DeValier
Some Of The Best Hetalia Lines In The History Of Ever™
“I’M IN NORTH AFRICA RIGHT NOW AND I CAN’T TIE MY SHOELACES”
“Please close your legs.”
“I WANT THE CAMERA TO GET MY BEST SIDE.”“Am I Catholic or Protestant?…God, I don’t know…”
“Oh thanks a million, next time why don’t you just stab me in the chest wITH A SPATULA”
“Wow I look exactly like you, a big douche-bag.”
“CHECK IT BEFORE YOU WRECK IT”
“Winter can suck my jingle bells!”
“YOU CAN’T GOOGLE THINGS IN 1942 YOU ASSHAT”
“I once killed a man with his own mustache and a grape.”
“EAT LEAD, YOU POTATO SUCKING BITCH!”
“My milkshakes bring all the boys–” “TO HELL WITH YOUR MILKSHAKES”
“I AM GOING TO KILL YOU UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD”
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