phew i’m so lucky a real life certified biologist found their way to my inbox to tell me what black people are and aren’t capable of bei–
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🤔 on second thought, i’m going to have to take another look at those biology credentials of yours because I’m starting to suspect that you might actually be talking completely out of your ignorant ass
(those links aren’t so much for you, anon, as they are for my followers that aren’t completely illiterate)
Your impotent attempts at haranguing me into accepting your interpretation that Hermione can only be white are completely pointless, to say the least, because I don’t actually give a single flying fuck what JKR says Hermione’s race is??? I’m not looking for canon justification to draw Hermione as black; I draw her that way for the plain and simple reason of that’s how I want to draw her.
But even if that weren’t the case, I dunno how you’re getting skin color from the descriptors “red hair and blue* eyes” (*fixed that for u btw), unless you’re drawing upon your own personal life experience:
in which case, I’m so sorry for your genetic condition. 😢 You’ve been so strong and so brave through it all, anon, even managing to earn that bachelor of science in biology from what I presume to be trump university, all while enduring your butthole actually being an eyeball 😢😢😢
stay strong anon
😢😢😢😢😢😢
p.s. dambledor
inspired
HAHAHaha
but emz u cant have faxmachine!Hermione without her red haired, blue eyed boo, watercooler!Ron
Has a Drarry AU been done with office supplies yet?
but will Harry and Draco’s love be able to blossom under the scrutiny of such a cold brewding man as dripcoffeemaker!Snape
listen… i want to know what exactly sirius meant when he called regulus soft. the obvious answer is that he was easily manipulated by his parents, but like. soft also means emotional. was regulus arcturus black, who singlehandedly played the dark lord and left him a dramatic fuck you note, a brooding emo teenager? is this why no one saw his betrayal coming? i cherish the aloof characterization of regulus but tbh? i will die for regulus who’s an emotional mess, who’s underestimated bc he’s not hypermasculine and uses that to his advantage to get one over voldemort and go out with a spectacular bang
But what if he was like, actually soft though? Like, you touch him and your like “damn, he soft.”
I cannot believe that Hermione did not take advantage of that Rita skeeter’ article that said she was dating harry. I would be like HELL YES BITCHES I FUCKED THE BOY WHO LIVED, THE BOY WHO LIVED IS MY FUCKING SEX TOY! GUESS WHAT? HE ALSO DID DRACO MALFOY, 70% OF THE GRYFFINDOR HOUSE, YOUR SISTER, AND YOU ARE THE NEXT!
she could ask their friends to spread they also fucked harry potter to different prophet’ reporters until gets so ridiculous that it lost all credibility.
“Yes, I did the potter” -Viktor Krum
“Of course, Harry is so lovely” – Fleur Delacour
“I showed to him some nice stuff in the bath” – Cedric Digory (does not like to lie)
“He and Malfoy are often at each other” -Severus Snape and the entire Slytherin house
“At the same time” – Fred and George Weasley
“Harry truly is amazing, he is always gentle with us.” – Luna Lovegood with Neville Longbottom hiding behind her, nodding, mortified.
“Let’s just say that he can ride more than just a broom”- Oliver wood “Let’s just say that he being able to catch the snitch with his mouth was not a coincidence” – Ginerva Weasley.
“He made us gay” – Seamus Finnigan and Dean Thomas.
Harry does not stop glaring at everyone for the entire school year, meanwhile Ron literally cannot stop laughing
At the end of the year Dumbeldore awards Gryffindor an additional five hundred house points for Harry’s achievements at bedding the entire student body, the other teachers all have their heads in their hands they are working in a ridiculous place of ridiculous people
a scene that really bothers me in HBP is when Ginny feeds Harry that pie thing and she is like “don’t you trust me?” and then just feeds it to him all nicely
because I honestly believe that book!Ginny would have said “don’t you trust me?” and then she would proceed to shove the pie in his face and then say “your mistake!” and just like run away laughing her head off and Harry would just be sitting there with pie stuck to his face and a small grin thinking ‘wow this girl is perfect’
forgive me
YOU DON’T GROW UP WITH A BUNCH OF BROTHERS TO NOT DO THIS. this is the cutest thing ever.
– everyone answering “no, i’m fred” to “are you [insert Y/N]” even hermione
– everything draco does ever
– calling blast ended skrewts “power bottoms”
– calling newt scamander bad variations of his name like nerd sandwicher etc
– colin creevey using that one picture he managed to get of hermione punching draco as a reaction image
– shouting “spank me daddy” at the whomping willow
– [pointing at random object] that’s a portkey
– every single cat is professor mcgonagall
why
– POTTER
– ever since snape’s “bottle fame, brew fortune” speech students just go on and on with it – “flambé success, bake brilliance” “Can you tutor me in charms?” “TUTOR you? I can teach you how to SAUTÉ EXCELLENCE.”
– [random object] is totally a hufflepuff
– remember that game where someone yells “SHATNER” and you have to overact? same thing except it’s “TRELAWNEY” and you have to use whatever you’re holding to make a ludicrous prediction
– a more popular variation is “LOCKHART” to make up a pompous story about using whatever you’re holding to drive the [monster] out of [town]
– calling hippogriffs “leggy birbs”
– “Our beloved headmaster Albert Dumpsterfire/Aqueous Disillusionment/Aberdeen Decapitation…”
– shitty incantations ( “The Graying Hair Charm? Make-me-bloody-ancient-osia.” )
reblogging for albert dumpsterfire xD
-the dumbledore one, except you keep adding incorrect names, like albert pensive wallace herbert richard flamingo sherbet tango luthor…
-*peeves appears* IT DAT BOI
-”i’d rather be petrified”
-”so a shack gets to scream and it’s all normal and haunted, but when i do it i’m disturbing class and a nuisance”
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