Tag: haiku bot

haiku-robot:

clingy-achy-lesbean:

ms-muscles:

totalspiffage:

If you’re going to space. You have to be prepared to fuck the aliens. Or like at least one person on your crew does I get that it’s not everyone’s thing. I’m just saying. Someone’s gotta do it.

*Me trying to have sex with an alien*

Me: may I touch that?

Alien: That is not an erogenous zone. It is a separate corporeal being that has been attached to my body for three hundred years.

Me: It’s cute. I wonder if it would let me have sex with it.

Alien: That’s exactly what I said three hundred years ago.

Let’s face it, there are two types of people:
Alien fuckers
And cowards

let’s face it there are
two types of people:alien
fuckersand cowards

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

A limerick:

haiku-robot:

logicallysanders:

holdnarrytight:

mira-jadeamethyst:

dumgold:

knittingnoodle:

whoreablejewess:

saltyshinysylveon:

janothar:

nonbinary-thnikkaman:

toothlessrebel:

Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:

A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.

THE HECK HECK HECK HECCCCCKKKKKKKK

POETRY WAS NOT MEANT TO BE USED LIKE THIS

Fine, fine, we’ll kick it up a notch:

Integral zee squared dee zee
From one to the cube root of three
Times the cosine
Of three pi over nine
Is the log of the cube root of e

first of all fuck the both of you

@whatsapigsfavoritebread

@dumgold

…Logic would either adore these, or loathe them.

@sanders-sin @logic-sanders 

@logicallysanders how do you feel about these?? i think they’re infuriating but also kinda satisfying

It’s math and poetry, both of which I have a great appreciation for.

it’s math and poetry
both of which i have a great
appreciation for

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!