I’m gonna recreate Michelangelo’s famous and notable masterpiece, David, in Oreo cream. It has been decided.
I will surpass the mediums of the old masters to depict even the most beautiful of forms within this sugary pile. Bear witness to my enlightenment.
I have to say, the hardest part of doing this is resisting to lick my fingers. Oreo filling is a cruel and tempting mistress, but I shall not be swayed.
Slowly, my boy comes to fruition.
Who is ready to see my creation
He is coming…..
He is here.
The comparison is uncanny.
May the gods smile upon me this night for my endeavors.
Thank you, all of you, who have accompanied me on this artistic and soul-wrenching journey of manifestation. Your kind words and uplifting support keep me going when all seems lost in the murky white depths of Oreo Cream.
However, as life is willfully given, it must also be taken so that the cycle begins anew. I have left the dubious fate of my creation in the hands of my roommate, where they will deal his judgement.