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I’m gonna………….. sculpt this Oreo

I’m gonna recreate Michelangelo’s famous and notable masterpiece, David, in Oreo cream. It has been decided.

I will surpass the mediums of the old masters to depict even the most beautiful of forms within this sugary pile. Bear witness to my enlightenment.

I have to say, the hardest part of doing this is resisting to lick my fingers. Oreo filling is a cruel and tempting mistress, but I shall not be swayed.

Slowly, my boy comes to fruition.

Who is ready to see my creation

He is coming…..

He is here.

The comparison is uncanny.

May the gods smile upon me this night for my endeavors.

Thank you, all of you, who have accompanied me on this artistic and soul-wrenching journey of manifestation. Your kind words and uplifting support keep me going when all seems lost in the murky white depths of Oreo Cream.

However, as life is willfully given, it must also be taken so that the cycle begins anew. I have left the dubious fate of my creation in the hands of my roommate, where they will deal his judgement.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.

I wonder if the moreos guy has seen this

pax-britannica:

box-news:

its-dolphin-my-dudes:

box-news:

the-mighty-birdy:

box-news:

literally–hitler:

nunyabizni:

blaire-white:

tooiconic:

etotheoneeyeowl:

official-pope:

solluxcaptorthevelociraptor:

skizzimi:

homofarts:

kawaiians:

purixie:

kawaiians:

THEYRE LIKE A FAMILY OF DINOSaurs

omg how cute what are they???

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#i dont have the heart to tell them the truth

oMFG

what is it tho 

that looks really adorable

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They’re -large train drives by-

…..
I’m upset.

What are they?

Oh child, they’re -parade passes by-

dont any of you bastards dare tell these pure innocents.

What are they?

I genuinely have no idea what these are, but they look like some weird tentacle dino hybrid toy

Box, they’re “toys”

What does that mean

retain your purity