Tag: ha lol true

joe-normal:

>be a genderfluid shapeshifter
>crash land on an alien planet and spend the next two months hooking up with jeff goldblum for fun and profit
>shithead brother shows up in the midst of your thottery 
>now you have to fight all his dirtbag friends including this incredibly buff woman
>oh god she’s a huge lesbian
>oh god YOU’RE a huge lesbian
>incredibly buff woman does not know this about you and all you end up doing is staring up at her in awe
>proceed to get your ass kicked because you forgot to put on the right gender when you left the house this morning

thestonedsoldier:

I can’t get over the Bucky leading an army in Wakanda thing because this pretty much means he’s gonna be fresh out of cryo in this movie so I’m just picturing T’Challa walking into that lab, slamming that mf defrost button, and handing Bucky a shotgun like “wakey wakey white boy time to pay your fucking dues”