I want to know how many times the gay SNL writer who wrote this had to explain CockyBoys to a group of straight executives before this sketch was approved
i say this like once a month but modern artemis would absolutely be a country butch lesbian wearing aviator shades and a messy ponytail and a camo jacket and hunting boots, she’s in a bigass silver truck with a deer skull mounted on the front, she’s got her gold shotgun next to her and there’s like 10 girls in the back of the truck with beers and she’s doing donuts in the bass pro shops parking lot blasting like dixie chicks
where’s my poe dameron and general hux keep bumping into each other on gay space tinder AU and poe uses it exclusively to roast him after hux’s stupid ass inevitably swipes right
even though hux uses a fake name and his profile photo is like a low lighting shot of his scrawny ass collarbones poe knows it’s him every time and he gets him with like an entry level BOFA joke on the first message every single time
Those memes about Harold shoving people and saying “I’m gay” feel off because he’s a genuinely nice kid who wants to make his classmates laugh, I can’t imagine him being that rude to his peers.
HOWEVER I’m fully convinced that he’ll say he’s gay at inappropriate moments. Like his teacher asks him for the answer to a math problem and Harold just raises his hand and says “I’m gay”
Harold: *accuses his teacher of homophobia for giving him an F*
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