The true love story tonight

shout-out to greece for sticking with the gay theme of the evening

I’m just saying sorry for all the Eurovision Spam™ that there will be over the next forever

(im so not sorry ha suckers)

The Signs as Eurovision Cliches

Aquarius: that Gay™ Jam with the dance routine

Virgo: the Eastern European power ballad

Libra: the ‘we don’t want to win pleas don’t vote for us lmao’ entry

Sagittarius: the unnecessarily sexy song

Taurus: 12 points to your neighbors rule

Aries: nul points for the UK

Gemini: the song that spent the entire budget on lights and shooting fire

Pisces: the song that just doesn’t make sense. at all.

Leo: the Nordic entry that wants to be Lordi but can’t

Capricorn: Graham Norton’s amazing commentary

Scorpio: that awkward shout out to China

Cancer: the middle of the show musical number by the hosts that is either cheesy or brilliant or both

a non-european: what is eurovision?
me: *goes on youtube and types Finland 2006 eurovision win*

farorez:

wwi-flying-ace answered: What is Eurovision? Is it like the Voice?

oh boy you got a big storm coming

it’s like this yearly get together of european countries where they try to out-gay each other with songs and it includes a lot of glitter, sweat and gayness. then at the end all countries vote for who they think is the best and the most points you can get from a country is 12- which means that if you dont get 12 points from your neighbour country there will be a lot of anger and betrayal and world war 3 will most likely be started as a result of eurovision tbh

its basically just this